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# driving home this evening.......
along the A14 north of Cambridge, and my attention was caught by a shape on one of the footbridges...

As I passed under the bridge I realised the shape was a man naked except for his trousers around his ankles.

Should I report it to the police? I mean, what if there was a pile-up caused by someone staring at his cock?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# you probably should
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# hmmm, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I fail to see what good it does to attempt to get somebody in legal trouble just because you saw their cock and didn't particularly mind.
Unless Happytoast is emotionally scarred.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I was thinking along the lines of
letting them know in case there had been a massive pile-up, or in case he's caught on CCTV before going off to rape a granny
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Where is the other half of TEH QUO?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I was half way through drawing this
Before I realise someone would mention it, and that I'm shit =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# you draw very fast
especially considering you were at the wheel
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# FAKE!
no shark / helpicockter!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# That is a triumph
I've made a note here - "Huge Success"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# it's some serious coverage he'd achieve
rush hour on the A14, he must have flashed a few hundred people even if he'd only stayed a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# eee
very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# it's not a joke, the bloke was honestly there!
very odd, I thought at first he was going to jump
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# conceptastic!
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# plus beau, plus plus beau
tu est tres avec le talent
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I think
you should keep both hands on the wheel instead of sketching as you drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# I don't think that constitutes evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# bizarre!
this does not deserve a thread of its own, it's a close up of the new chav keyboard...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# RIS
(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Pi Key?
*rolls eyes and reaches for spanging pan*


Edit:

HAVE A PIE OF 3.14KB FOR YOUR IMAGE:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# my friend middleton would love that
he is a lonely sort
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I hope his first name isn't Middleton.
Although, it might explain the loneliness...

If it is, I apologise, for his sake as well as mine.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Ah, of course
Didn't put Pi and Key together.
(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
# And you didn't even fucking wave back, you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)