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# 'Ning All.
55 people complained to the ASA that the poster for 'Shoot Em Up' was too violent... So i thought this might make them happier.

(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I think they're too violent..
& woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I liked that film.
But it had too much storyline. Seriously, I think they could have removed the storyline altogether and it still would have been awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
I hate films with no story line.
unless its like constant Boomage
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Boomage.
Good word.

Plus you're right. Anything else and it would have been poo, but the constant 'boomage' worked here.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# you see, i read that as "Boonage"
and was subsequently disappointed by the lack of Michael Elphick.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Some people are never happy
Seriously, most films these days have shit all in terms of storyline.

And this one has too much?

All I can say to this is: LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# LOL!


(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# And these people agree
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# i think he was being sarcastic
and i think you missed that, so all I can say to this is: LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Are you American?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# America isn't a place
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# It's an idea
An idea that morons can live under the banner of the uber-moron.

No offence to any 'merkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# 'Ning Prof !
missed you down there....sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# it's quite alright
ningles 'bitz how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Fine and dandy thanks hon !
you ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# well above average
I'm slightly concerned that I'm a little bit excited about Christmas... and there's a hell of a lot of time between then and now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that !
*jingles bells*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I suppose so
*feels festives*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *snicker*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# people are self important morons
also - that was a pretty good film in a world where films have become terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# clive owen
is making some pretty good films at the moment; he's looking good after Grandad and Dad's Army as well
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# :)
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# that's my patented clive owen joke
and two laughs is the best response it has ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
well - it is a bit of a two laugher. Add more swearing and the Cubby Brown crowd might get into it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# i'm aiming gor the aggregate funniest joke ever
the most laughs possible, one or two at a time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# hehehehe!
they don't like it up 'em !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# python-esque killer rabbits?
*unlimbers holy hand grenade*
and 'ning btw
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# ^this (your sig)
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Welcome to the club!
...there was a mass rant on the board a couple of days ago
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# + the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I see no problem with the violence of this poster
But I have a problem with the fact that her boobs are nearly hanging out.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# NNSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah...
They should be hanging out.
And magenta.
Because it turns me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Grrr...... grr....veeep !
*nasty rabbitzes*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BUNNIES?!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Meh !
They'll have his chuffing hands off soon as look at him, mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I would like to lodge a complaint that the city in the picture is frighteningly misty
it also has an unrealistic blue tinge which is clearly mocking colourblind people and should therefore be banned
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Also, the young lady is dressed in the manner of a prostitute
but is far better looking that any of the crack whores that hang around the end of my road.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# however........
uneven boobage.

FAKE !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# perhaps there was a sudden drop in the strength of the dollar after he'd done one of them
and they couldn't afford as much filler for the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# and so we all learn a valuable lesson about the difference between pretending to be something
and actually being that something someone else is pretending to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)