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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Hahah!
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# ^that^
and a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# It's a miracle!
The baby Jesus is white:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah, according to westerners
Middle Eastern Jews were a lot paler 2000 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Well they all went to paling salons to prove they went on holiday
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Pre global warming,
'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# That's because they weren't darkened
by SIN!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Don't you judge me
I'm kosher AND blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Awesome =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Haha
I bet Jehovah never paid any child support.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *chucks brick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *forgives*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# *raises questioning eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *turns the other eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# What?
All I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *chucks whole house*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Hurrah
Them buggers are pricy in London.

I shall put it on a barge on the Thames - prime real estate.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Don't throw ANYTHING until I say so!
Not even if they say Jehovah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# All I said to Jehovah was 'That my wife smelt of halibut'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# pfffft
(LazyBastard, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Spit it like it is Joe !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# but but but...
Joseph already knew he wasn't the father because he was visited by the Angel Gabriel in a dream...

/pedants blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Try telling that to the Child Support Agency
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)
# haha.
that is wonderful
can't think who the smug expression on his face reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Ho ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# i wondered when an archie would appear!
LOL nice one... as fucking usual... :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)