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# Happy Creaster!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Ooh!
Happy Christereen too you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# JESUS PARADOX
*religion implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
We can but hope...
Here's my idea for the new name for Christmas posted yesterday:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Mmmm, mini eggs.... *drools*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:04, archived)
# "And we eat chocolate eggs..
Because the colour of the chocolate..

And the colour of the wood on the cross..

OH I DON'T KNOW"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Izzard ftw
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I didn't expect anyone to recognise it
But just thinking about it makes me giggle away to myself =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Not expecting me to spot a bit of Izzard
Is like not expecting me to find the last bit of chocolate in the house.

Stupid.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Why wasn't I warned!
*finds a new hiding place for the choccies*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *makes notes in a small pad*
*files away for... later*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *wanders past licking fingers*
I wouldn't bother
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Gah! Chocolate hider!
When will people learn? Chocolates are to be eaten all at once, not saved for best. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Are you mental? that's not the way it goes!
Chocolate isn't just for best, it's for all the time, but you wouldn't wear your best pulling gear to watch Hollyoaks reruns would you?!
There are different TYPES of chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Well... erm...
*shuffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Pfffft
You rule
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# mmmmm :)
Also: Creme eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)
# My aim this coming easter:
Make a full easter egg size creme egg.

Diabetes, here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Bindun!
www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=302&pageID=3
*wants
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Oh shites =[
I'll still give it a go, I'm not in it for the fame or glory, I've wanted to do it for years ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I agree
Always wanted to do it but I am obscenely lazy.

I imagine you would be a bit bokey after eating half of it though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Depends how big you make it...
The Pimp My Snack one looks massive, so I think 1/4 of it would be enough to induce a diabetic coma...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# NO CHALLENGE IS TOO TOUGH FOR JAFFAMAN™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Mr Jaffaman
SHABBA
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Shabba doo shabba dee
Shabba dee shabba doo
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Shabba will do, Shabba does, shabba did
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Are you scatting?
*dons waterproofs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Er, Droog?
Don's on the phone for you...

He said something about wanting his waterproofs back?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# this is true.
Don wants the waterproofs to shelter from the blood that Iron Mike gonna spill when he make his BIIIIIIIIIG comeback in mid-2008. You'll see that he still got it! Oh yessir!

I'd make a rubbish boxing promoter
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)
# SHIT!
Tell him I'm not here!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I may join you in diabetes...
having wimped out of the Jaffa challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Creme egg dairy milk
YUM
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Oh, ^this ...
a truly inspired moment on Cadbury's part
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# 'How do we continue making profit from a seasonal good?'
'Take the filling and put it into bar form'
'Smedley, you're a genius! I hereby promote you to Chief Creme Egg Executive'
'Oh, Fotherington-Smythe, you shouldn't have!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I'd love to htink Cadbury's factory staff had Victorian surnames
As opposed to Esteban, Leipowicz and Kieslowski
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# It's fun standing in a doorway in deepest Yorksherial Huddersfield
waiting for your wife

listening to passing people speaking Polish, Lithuanian, Estonian, Latvian

...

you know, good old Yorkshire...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# But you can identify all the different languages.
You sir are a scholar and a gent.

I find it hard enough to work out when people are speaking English...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Sadly
Cadbury's biscuit factory was, until recently, based on Merseyside. So everyone there would have been called Barry or Shiela.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# That's what I meant...
Barry Kieslowski, Shiela Esteban...

Barry Fotherington-Smythe would be SO much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Heh :D
Pip-pip!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Haha, I made an image about that ages ago...
"Cadbury's Dairy Milk filled with Creme Egg"

That's just wrong isn't it? It's ashally a "Cadbury's Dairy Milk filled with Creme Egg creme"

Am I wrong? Tell me I'm not wrong!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Or
Cadbury's Dairy Milk filled with Creme de la Creme Egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# This also works.
Also, your sig makes me laugh - it was what I had a couple of weeks ago =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Really? Haha!
I love that animation, it makes me lol so veh heartily :D
HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
# they need to do way instain mother
=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahah :D
aahhh ... I will NEVER get bored of it!

IT WAS ON THE NEWS THIS MROING
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
# that's what I thought when I made this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Scoff them straight down or suck all the colour off first?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:09, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Everyone's a little bit racist
/avenue q
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# It's true...
I'm fine with all colours and creeds except people from Middlesborough...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# pffffft!!
lol rude lol
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *Creases up*
'ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ning toatsy
congrats again

*man hugs*

*avoids facial velcro issue*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# shocking what they'll put on that front page, isn't it!


and I had hot marmitey toats this morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I desire cheesy toats atm
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# oh me too now
that'd go down grand with my noodles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Cheesy noodles on toats!
Sounds like a braw recipe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Same to you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I'm printing this one as a Chreaster card for the Missus...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Yay!
Send me a photo of the finished article =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# oh yeah
*does the Bart Simpson realisation thing*

...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Winter-een-mas!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# For someone who's tired you're posting an awful lot of stuff on the board
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)