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(honeybadgerofbasra, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Made me lol in the library.
Sorry... Learning base
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# The Daily Star newspaper said she was definitely alive the other day
How can they be so sure? It made me wonder if they were actually the ones who had kidnapped her.
I mean, it hasn't half sold a lot of papers...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# They call it 'creative journalism'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# It says a lot
that I wouldn't actually be very surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Maybe
they've got a list of middle class children to abduct, in the event of slow news days..

EDIT: Why on earth do you read the Star??
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)
# tabs are ace
as long as you put your cynical gland on hold they're the best read on any given sunday
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I saw that too
I don't read the Daily Star though, just saw the headlines passing the stand
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:13, archived)
# It was the front page headline as I was walking past petrol station
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Lo fella
You wanna gaz me your adress again as I have a rather lully bottle of wine waiting here for ya. Just need to find something safe to send it in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:16, archived)
# send it in this . . .
*points to mouth*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:17, archived)
# *downs*
Thanks for that advice:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Is that Ollie Reed?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Could it be that...
(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Pfffttt...
Lovely job Mr 2 heads!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! Genius!
I like the way your mind works - top stuff! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)