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[challenge entry] Bar Humbug

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(teasus likes tea, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Aceage!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)
# heheh
mine's an eggnog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)
# There used to be a cocktail chain
called this.

It was nice but very expensive.

www.barcrawl.co.uk/pubreview.asp?CityId=7&PubId=2
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha
nice
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Sorry I have to TJ
Someone who stayed about two weeks ago left their Panasonic 3CCD digital Camcorder in my safe.
They haven't called, or emailed. So what do peeps think the acceptable time period is before I declare it mine?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)
# 1.974 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)
# You forgot to carry to 8:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)
# never
that's theft

if you know who they are, contact them. if not hand it in to the cops
after 3 months it's yours legally
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I don't thing, I know it was put there a couple of weeks ago
But I'm buggered if I know who's it is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)
# then do the decent thing and report it as lost property
if the true owner doesn't claim it, it's yours, all nice and legal
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Ah the Official Lost Property Department of Planet Earth!
Sheesh anyone would think I'd just mugged a granny and dry humped her!

Someone left an old digicam here and haven't claimed it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# and the evidence is on the camera
thats just how life works.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)
# ^ this
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)
# The time it takes to say "Yoink!" aloud. Try it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Trys...

YOINK!

Yup.. I feel better and I now have a camara!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)
# 6 months
then you can legally declare it yours.

it will, however, be obsolete by that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha obselete?!
It's 2 meg:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)
# i have a sony HDD camcorder
it takes 1MP still images but the video work is excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)
# i assume you have their booking details or similar
do the decent thing get in touch with them.
check the thing for any saucy stuff first to confirm identity.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Can't remember.
I get some many people putting stuff like that in there. I just discovered it and vaguely remember it being from 2-3 weeks back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)
# fair do's
but what about the saucy stuff, was there any saucy stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Hehehe
Don't think that he thought hasn't crossed my mind. Or if they do claim it leave them a nice knob shot to remind them of their time in the UK:D

Better still! Waiting til I find out who's it is and then doing that with audio saying hey [insert correct lass's name here] as you asked here's something to remind you of England. You always said your boyfriend was sadly lacking'.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah that would work
But anyway, you might as well use it until you're asked for it back.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)
# shit!
i missed this and posted similar thing above!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)