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# Sorry, I think I'm being thick and not getting that one.:(
Damn I’m glad I don’t smoke anymore! I just went into Marks & Sparks and bought loads of saussie rolls
for my guests for tonight. The woman at the checkout counter we asking if I was having a Christmas party
and I told her what I’d got them for.

She then goes on to tell me that she always buys her Christmas stuff in advance as it saves
money and had I tried the bottle of mulled wine they sold as she loved it.

Now I have a feeling that it’s was corporate spiel gone mad! She was wearing a burka!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# if my hugely athiest family can celebrate christmas why not muslims?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Well the drinking for a start
followed by her celebrating the wrong day for the second disciple of Mohammed
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)
# they love a good drink
honest, they just say they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:07, archived)
# because they consider it
to be a sympton of western oppression and heretical

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)
# No just I went out with a muslim girl for a long time
I know that Christmas and drinking don't really feature that heavily. Hell getting her to even have a passing aquauntance will lil riverghost was hard enough!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:49, archived)
# pffft...
You are now forever L'il riverghost in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Well just don't make me big riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# My brother went out with a Muslim Goth for a while.
If you thought Catholics have the monopoly on religious guilt wait until you meet a girl from an orthodox Jordanian family in black lipstick and a corset!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I went out with a catholic
everytime we had sex she said, "That's it, I';m gonna burn now".

Not very sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# i'm so glad
i'm an atheist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# s'great
you can celebrate what the hell you want!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# plus
i don't have to waste my sunday mornings being told i'm going to suffer tortures with added brimstone, when i'd rather be at home with a hangover and a fry-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Not all churches are fire and brimstone
Some are more cake and coffee. :)
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:09, archived)
# meh
the cake and coffee ones strike me as not trying hard enough. they're too nice to be taken seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Blimey, there's no pleasing some
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)
# i just have a slight problem
with any organised religion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Fair enough
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)
# was that guilt
or a nasty rash?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# prolly a little of both
shame, cos she was a pretty ace lady
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# You should have been more gentle
;)
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I was working on commission
for Canestan at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)
# If you've got a burka on
Just add black nail varnish, some eyeliner andyou're basically a goth anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# haha, she wore the full kit when she went home
but when she was here she dressed in corsets and lots of black lace.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# that can be dangerous
linky
:(
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)
# exactly.
I believe her father was a little more liberal than that.

But apparently her mother would have forced him to disown her at the very least.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)
# hugely atheist?
how does one become atheist to a higher level than regular atheism?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
# join the church of dawkins
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Ha! or "brights" as he likes to call them (er..us?) what a tool that man is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)
# A lot of people confuse atheism and agnosticism
maybe the hugely is meant to alert us to the fact he knows which one he means. Or maybe his family are all fat as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Nothing to get
Just me messing around with stuff and things. No hummus.

You should have shot her. Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Loads of Muslims celebrate Christmas
Jesus is a Muslim prophet.
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)
# But not Christmas itself
And if your level of commitment goes as far as a burka then comsuming alcohol would most likely be a no no.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Some do Christmas for the kids' sake though
and yeah, fair point about the alcohol.

Mmmm...mulled wine...
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I'm making some tonight:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)
# II can't stand the stuff
but I've got some mulled wine air freshner which is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I must have read that wrong
What's the point about being glad you don't smoke anymore? Embassies?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Not ciggies:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
# She's right though - the M&S mulled wine is fucking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)