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# This tapeworm says hello.


He's made mostly from tape, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:59, archived)
# haha!
that is good.

now make a tapir.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:01, archived)
# I'm afraid that is outside even my levels of 'too much time on my hands'.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:09, archived)
# just grab a spare toy tapir and cover it in tape.
what, don't you have a toy tapir handy?!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:11, archived)
# I suppose I'd be the toy taper
for this stubbornly unhandy toy tapir.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:12, archived)
# you could make a tape ear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# "What" would van Gogh say.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:17, archived)
# WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU?!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:24, archived)
# Twat did you say,
I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:28, archived)
# Harr! Lovely =]
HELLO EVERYONE AWAKE IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING/DIFFERENT TIME ZONES
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:02, archived)
# hello.
i'm to bed soon though, just catching up on emails and such. i may pop in tomorrow if i get in early enough, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:15, archived)
# I may or may not be around tomorrow, I'm debating whether or not I should sleep.
I need to be in Bristol at 7.20 to catch a bus to London.. I'm thinking that I might try sleeping until about 5am, watching the cricket for an hour or so, then buggering off for the journey.

I need to think of a way of filming some of the journey in a higher quality whilst on the bus so I can prepare my 5k post, otherwise I have to resort to my plan B =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:20, archived)
# smash a shop window, grab a new cam.
see how easy life is?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:25, archived)
# I'm more into next generation looting.
Like illegally downloading things, instead of stealing hard copies.

Do you know where I can download a camera?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:29, archived)
# yes, actually.
click here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:33, archived)
# That's ace!
If only it had a video function =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:36, archived)
# That can be made too.
Several paper flip style and
a few zeotrop sets.

Links and shit in archives
www.paperforest.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:41, archived)
# You, sir
Are a goldmine of information.

*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:44, archived)
# *makes blooping noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:49, archived)
# Haha
That's awesome =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:54, archived)
# that is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:05, archived)
# 52.75%
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:05, archived)
# This is what SCIENCE™ is all about.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:06, archived)
# Hell yeah!
Still on the upslope, at least.

[not mine] www.sellsbrothers.com/fun/exam.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:10, archived)
# *searches the internet for one of my favourite ones of those thangs*
Edit: This is one of the ones I like the most =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:23, archived)
# haha
i love that one, i'd have definitely given them some marks.

also does the question "does the object continue to move after it comes to rest" not strike you as somewhat stupid? by definition, no it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:29, archived)
# That's a good point.
Unless it means when it stops moving up the slope before it starts moving down, but that would require a different wording

FOOLS!

There are some absolute corkers out there though, these are equal favourites:
BATMAN!™
MUTANTS!™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:31, archived)
# those
are also brilliant. where did you find them?

i think the question means that it's gone down the slope into the spring and they're wanting to know how far back up the slope it will be pushed. badly worded. they should have more questions like ours, with kids sliding down the backs of giant tortoises.

damn. got to get up and go to work. and mark students' work, coincidentally enough.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:40, archived)
# Heh sounds likely.
I was shown the elephant one a little while back and just did a search for other entertaing exam questions =]

They seem to be everywhere if you just do a search for something like "funny exam answers", people usually have a selection.

There are some real cracking ones around the place, it's just tough to find them all in one go =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:43, archived)
# i think i'll waste an hour or so this afternoon doing that
in the meantime...

de.arxiv.org/abs/0712.1649

WARP DRIVES FTW! i'd do a nice photoshop but i lack for skills and time. i love the fact that the guys who wrote that are from waco...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:47, archived)
# ACE!
Although, I thought the idea of travelling faster than the speed of light was theoretically impossible, as time moves slower until you actually start moving backwards =[

Although if you had a "near light speed" drive, time might shift enough to propel the mass actually further, but not faster, than the light would be travelling... So you would get there sooner than the light, but without travelling faster...


*brain implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:53, archived)
# this works differently
it's all about expanding space behind you and contracting it in front of you. so you're moving much slower than light, it's space itself that's shoving you along. a bit like surfing through spacetime.

good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Awesome =D
*builds one out of cardboard and sticky back plastic*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# the batman one rules me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:14, archived)
# not so, velocity != acceleration
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:55, archived)
# i'm aware of that
but by definition something that's moving isn't at rest and something that's at rest isn't moving. (i get your point, it comes to rest but the spring is going to accelerate it back again. it's just a badly-worded question.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Newton was a flake!
It leads right to misstatements like that[question].
edit: not your more correct one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:28, archived)
# I appreciate your edit
We need more questions like:

"An insane tramp takes a snowboard to the top of the tallest hill in town. The hill is a 3:1 gradient and 20m in elevation. Assuming that the road surface is tarmac with a coefficiant of friction as given in Table 1, what speed does the tramp reach at the foot of the hill? How likely is the tramp to survive the collision 10m from the foot of the hill with a ten ton lorry loaded with razor blades? How likely is the tramp to quit halfway down and ask someone for money for a cup of tea?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# That's great!
And I'm off to bed. n'night, b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:30, archived)
# Goodnight =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:32, archived)
# 'night!
i'm off shortly too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:34, archived)
# Looks strangely familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:19, archived)
# Aye.
'ning, miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:19, archived)
# *yawnzes*
'ning you. Wotcha doin' this side of the fence, did you get bored of being abused on the board full of text but strange dislike for words?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:30, archived)
# Everyone fucked off, so I figured I'd come abuse this lot.
Now I'm going to sleep.

I'll leave them in your capable hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:32, archived)
# Ah shit
We're all fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:39, archived)
# I'd hate to think what you have on spaghetti nights then...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:21, archived)
# he's a dandy fellow
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:55, archived)
# Oh hai!
He seems harmless enough : )
NIIIIIIIING!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:20, archived)
# He's cute
Wouldn't want one though

'Ning all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:31, archived)
# you can never have just one.
'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:40, archived)
# ning miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:43, archived)
# He seems to be looking at me
And mimicking my beard...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Hello tapeworm!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:42, archived)