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[challenge entry] Fucking hell

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Right, I'm going to go and think about what I've just done...

From the If Band Names Were Taken Literally challenge. See all 782 entries (closed)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)
#


/obligatory spang image
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I can't say I'm surprised =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)
# :D
When I was little I thought the word 'deaf' was pronounced 'death' and used to tell people off for saying it wrong.

You try living with southerners....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Dontcha mean suvverners?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I do.
Bastards. I've lived here for *counts* nineteen years, and I still hate the fuckers.

Even if I do sound exactly like them most of the time. Although if I'm on the phone to any of my family my voice gets steadily more northern.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# :(
(Pachey, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:27, archived)
# You don't speak like a twunt.
And anyway, where I'm concerned you can get away with a lot more than the general proles. If I like people they win, I don't care how wrong they really are. Selective deaf and blindness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)
# it is
what you on abaaaat?

although the th sound is a much softer f.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *hides*
I live too close to Slough (Slaaaah) for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# DEATH AND DUMB
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# i need that to be on sale
so that it can be bought.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I got one already!

dont remember where i got him, but he haunts my closet :O
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Is that a real thing?
I would purchase that with currency.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:19, archived)
# so would i
i really need manfuactuing contacts. i can't get any of my lovely ideas into the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)
# :-( Contact Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Join the club
I'm right this moment making a HappyToast figure out of epoxy putty, safe in the knowledge that it will never see the light of day!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)
# this might be worth a look
www.3darttopart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hmmm, not bad, but still a little furry
which is the current problem with 3d printers.
Give'em another 12 months and I think they'll be there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# you can get smoother
they are just more expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)
# go on dragons den and secure £50,000
for a 5% stake in your company.

you could also try rapid prototyping if you have items as a 3D file.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)
# great. one for me, to sit on my monitor next to the desktop necromancer
i think i need to bother a maker of such things. unfortunately, everyones bored of designer toys things now.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Meg-a-Deaf!?
GAHHH! That's too rich even for ME!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Shirly not!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Prof.
Prof Prof Prof Prof Prof Prof.

*SPANNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Oof.
ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)