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# You can't get much more evil than clowns

so that's really tesco value right there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Poor clowns.
I for one am not scared of them, and think they get a bloody bad rap.

Yay for clowns. And yes, I have read IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# ooh, i loved IT
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Horrible bloody things.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Why?
Explain why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I had an incredibly vivid dream
about a clown when I was younger.
I was out carol singing (Never actually done it IRL, so don't know why) and all was going well.
Anyway, I saw these kids disappear around a corner, happily laughing away with a clown. When they went around the corner though, they started screaming.
I ran over to find out what had happened. The clown was gone and th children had been skinned.
I turn around and all my friends are gone.
The rest of the dream was basically me trying to escape from this psychotic clown.

I had this dream over and over again, and yet I'd never seen a film or read a book where clowns were evil, so I draw the conclusion that clowns really are evil, and made their way into my mind to torture me.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Or it could just be a dream...
Andway, don't mind me, I'm scared of baked beans. Well, not scared, but they elicit the same effects in me as abject fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I dislike baked beans anyway.
You're not missing out on much.

And yeh, it is only a dream, I'm not really a believer in the parnormal as such.

Clowns are still slightly sinister though... :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Cool.
I used to have a recurring dream about a vampire but even though it was scary, it always ended up with a melon fight so it was OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I think the worst dream I had
was when I "woke up" and had this figure standing over me.
I wasn't scared at first, but fear mounted as it pulled back its hood and there stood the most disturbing figure I'd ever seen. The details are hazy, however, as this dream was so long ago.
It got right in close to me and I swear I could taste it's rotten breath on my face.
It then took some strange pleasure in stabbing me repeatedly as my dream faded into blackness.
I could feel each knifestroke..it was horrible.

Either that or the time I dreamt I was Hilary Duff
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# They're usually vile, gaudy colours like 1980s Habitat furniture.
They smell of gin and steal children. They lay eggs in your hair and lick your lips when you sleep. They turn milk sour and speak French. Do you want me to carry on?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# My aunt was a clown for a bit when she was younger
and she's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Please accept my apologies for tarring the evil bastards with the same brush.
I'm sure your aunt was the exception that proves the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# It's a possibility.
I had clowns at my birthday parties when I was a kid though, and they never tried to eat me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# You must be part clown yourself, then.
You say your Grandma was one?
You must have inherited her genes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# The clown in IT was about the only realistic one I know of
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I just see Tim Curry in a suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I didn't even know it was him
I just read the book
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I've never been afraid of clowns
they don't bother me at all.

Not even clown porn that much.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# clowns, mimes and living statues
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)
# You are all a bunch of unbelievable wussies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# i'm not scared of clowns
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# You're a big hard Scottish sort.
You'd be forcibly expatriated for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# all true
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Frightened of nothing.
Except sunshine and taking off your jumper.

And sobriety *ducks haggis*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *scowls*
titwitch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# That's an excellent word.
And anyway, who's the one with the family of alcoholics? *points at self* exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Not scared of them as such

They're just...evil and icky

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# But WHY?
Are you scared of American football mascots? They're men in novelty suits too.

What about big lovely transvestites?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I really don't know why, but it's not fear
it's just a sense of total wrongness, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# as above - they just bring back unpleasant memories
my first and only trip to the circus as a kid - the place reeked of puke and since then i've always associated clowns with puke.

mimes and living statues i just want to go away (or someone to punch them)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# This is not surprising
as most clowns consist of 76% puke
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)