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[challenge entry] The Miracle of Christmas Island

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(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# pffffft
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hmmm
/imagines driving cars carmageddon style down the roads of xmas island.

crunchycrunchycrunchy
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
i watched a program on those crabs, they get splatted all the time
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Well if they will deliberately disregard the highway code...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# they have to go inland to bread(or breed) or summat
then back to lay the eggs, the people leave their houses open so the crabs can stroll through, madness
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Awesome.
I want to be a crab.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# no worky on workypooter.
:-(
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# aww, there are 100,00 baby red crabs per female
so the town gets covered in loads of baby red crabs going back to the woods from the sea
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# WHOA
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Who are you...
Keanu Reeves?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# No. We can tell this, because my best mate isn't humping my leg.
She met him, you see. She loooooves him.

I could be Billy Crystal.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# kittys are not too keen
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# CATS GOTS CRABS!!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i saw
the same thing in cuba...i had to drive a chuffin jeep down a road doing a crab slalom, impossible. a crunchy couple of miles that was.
still, it's a truly amazing sight...they pile up in the shade, so there's stacks of crabs agains all the walls...very weird indeed.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# and if a few 'accidently' fall in a boiling pot of water...
too bad.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# i assume they taste like shit as nobody was eating them
or it's like working in a chocolate factory and you get sick of them if you eat it all the time
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i'd guess the second one!
=D
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# t'other way round.
They live in the woods inland, but still have to go to the sea to lay the eggs and fertilise them.

If you think that's odd, remember mammals need salty water to mate too. We just supply our own...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# class !
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# heh.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)