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# Mona Cassidy

Bless, she's lost all that weight, done a Fitness DVD, but she still looks like a fella...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# she looks like a dopey cow....
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Like a young, lady Forsythe with that chin
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# a fitness DVD?
bloody hell

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Everyone's got one.
Thatcher will have one next.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)
# thatcher has a privatize DVD
not an excercise DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I'm going to have a piratise one.
one-two-three-ARRRRRR
one-two-three-YAAAAARR
one-two-three and shake yer leg me heart-ies....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)
#
leg peg
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Very true.
But I must stress again, not ALL pirates have peglegs. I have two flesh legs, and they're pretty awesome. I can do loads of stuff with them, including get the left one behind my head- no small feat for a chunky girl.

edit- that should be sturdy girl, really. And I'm way sturdier than sturdygirlmeme. She's....art nouveau to my bauhaus. Does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *Purchases*
*Piratises to the MAX!*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Don't overdo it.
You'll end up looking like Bob Geldof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Fate worse than death, that.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Most definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# She's looking good though, bless her.
I love Natalie Cassidy- she's bloody funny and a clever lass, and she seems to be above all this 'omg people call me ugly I must slit my wrists' thing. Good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I agree with all of this
She used to come into HMV where I worked and seemed an alright sort.
Oh, and 'ning Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# that picture is less photoshopped then the cover of her DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)
# pffft...
Check out the skillzorz!

img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/CassidydvdMTX_468x523.jpg

Body wise I don't think there's anything wrong with her.

It's just that face and that voice...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Nothing wrong with the voice
it's not that bad on Kate Nash.

Actually...yeah, you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# kate nash
kill...kill...kill...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# does DMQOB every come on here any more?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I think it might be down to her lack of cheekbones
She could have some made!

Kylie and her sister did it as did Liz Hurley.

Then get botoxed apply a layer of silicone over your face and voila you too can become a plastic-looking clone!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# PHWOOOR!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# facial laminating.
it's the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)