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# First new SH in almost 2 years......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
# yeah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
and a woo
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Soz, JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# haha :)

do they have names?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# 1 & 2.
2 is the one with the single hair.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# 0 & 1 surely!
/compsci blog
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# No.2's my fave!!

umm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Chris the Turtle
Edna the Turtle, Malcolm the Turtle and KRONG-THAR, TURTLE EMPEROR OF PAAAAAAAIIIIN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha!!
my council have fucked up and are sending me a cheque for £271!!!
WOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# cool, buy some random shit with it
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# BOOKS AND BEER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# nice usage of such an unexpected windfall
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# buy lube and a nice big skate from the fishmongers
mimsy of the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I'll bet 270 of that is going with you to the bash!
Just a guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# bwahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# BBBWWWAAAAAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# did somebody
watch Bear Grylls the other day?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I don't watch him any more after he was found out
to be a fucking massive fraud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I hadn't heard about that
link?
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Oh hang on.
www.outdoor-weblog.com/50226711/bear_grylls_a_fraud.php

Here we go. It could all be bollocks, but I'm inclined to believe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I do remember wondering
"where do the camera crew kip?" while I was watching it but I assumed that they slept in a tent or caravan or something while Bear slept in his hammock/sleeping platform/shoe/whatever

It's disappointing, but less surprising than it should be :(
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# not like good old ray!
he's a mans man.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Ray is a
podgy survival God. I love Ray.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# He's fucking awesome.
And a bit sexy in a 'FEAR NOT LITTLE WOMAN' sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# the old fraud!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# There is a disclaimer at the start of the show
Saying whilst they go and do this stuff, come the end of the day they go back to a hotel.
It was made out like they were roughing it in the early series then people moaned about it, so now they have a little disclaimer at the start of the show.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Which then begs the question
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.

This may also have something to do with me really loving Ray Mears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'm also more of a fan of ray mears and lofty wiseman
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Grylls
Under critisicismcismns.

I do still enjoy Bears show though, he does do some mad shit that if you were really in a survivial situation might come in handy.

Ray shows you how to live comfortably in the wilds. Hell he usually has a full set of herbs and spices to cook with!
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# herbs and spices are forgiveable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Ray is great
He'd definitely be my Desert Island discs luxury item. I could sit and read and listen to music while he built a house and found dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# was funny
when he killed roasted then ate a tortoise or turtle though...
Worth watching just to see what bizaar thing he'll do next, eat raw minows/wring rhino shit into his mouth etc. Thats good telly if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# The tortoise thing
apparently it's cooked when the shell is nice and crispy...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Woo for science!
Have the first outing of my new* yay!


*may be first and only yay
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I love you
for this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# :o)
Why thankee!
It's actually a bit crap I thought, needs animating but I don't have the patience

or skill...
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Yay! this is why I like science
also I got to spend three weeks using a custom bottle rocket and powered air compressor to study telemetry and provide a report on impromptu bombing calculations in school.
(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Yay and most definitely Woo!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)