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# Is that a real ploughman's lunch or a sad, poorly executed mockery of one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# What's the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# one's real
the other is a sad poorly executed mockery of one
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Colin Mochrie?
I've been watching "Whose line is it anyway" on Dave. What a great show that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# They never show the ones with Paul Merton or John Sessions though.
It's always Mochrie, Ryan Styles & Tony fucking Slattery!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# And Josie Lawrence
Phwooaaaorrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# she always reminds me of Anthea Turner, Carol Smillie and several others.
i.e. fairly lovely until she opens her gob.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Well it's her or
Sandi Toksvig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah I can see where you're coming from.
I've developed a bit of crush on Roz from Frasier at the moment. I don't really like the show but it's on before I set off for work in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# with you on both of those
frasier-wise, i think the world is split into roz men and daphne men
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I'm not fussy
I like both.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I'm so with you on this....
She's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Thats where youre wrong
Paul Merton was on it yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Oh I missed it
Fairly do's.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I saw the first series of QI the other week
John Sessions is still a smug cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha
^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Any pub with an unbroken plate and a jar of pickled onions and some cheap pre-sliced cheddar is passing these off as Ploughman's Lunches
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# What IS one though?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ploughman's_lunch

Actually looking at that pic, I feel a tad ill.

I just ate too much and washed it all down with a packet of winegums.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# mind piss!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ploughman's_lunch
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# no page
quickly, someone make it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Or, linked properly....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ploughman's_lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# it strikes me
that a link made to look like a wiki link is not one that people are likely to check for horses....
*plots*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
N00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# think of the millions* you could deceive!





*ivesb
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# but surely everyone has got bored
of that old cunt's trick, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# thats a colin mochrie of a ploughmans
Its all about wedges!
BIG Wedge of Cheddar
MASSIVE Wedge of Bread
Pickle
the three main staples of any decent ploughmans
(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ^this this thissity oh this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# This one was BRAW! (Balsamic onions ftw!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *hungries*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# probably stole it from a real plougman
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)