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# Feeling bored, so I did this
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# cool!
EDIT: and i'm off
BYE B3TA! HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND YOU SEXY BITCHES.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Night, Sir!
have a good 'un!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *spends a futile hour trying to make oranges from juice
edit: woo
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I can't help adding my own sound effects to that
Woo
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# doesn't it sound like
squeeeeewoooop?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# You have one of those silly whistles with the slider in the bottom that makes the funny pitch shifting noise!
aicmfp
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# A Swany whistle?
www.whistleworld.co.uk/acatalog/Orchestral_Whistles.html

I was quite surprised to find there is a 'Whistle World'
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That's the chap!
...and now I know how the clangers speak!!

and surely you know by now that there is a 'world' for everything?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# my mum is a nurse
and she once looked after the chap who wrote the scripts for the Clangers. In one of the episodes a character bangs his head and was scripted to say "bloody hell", even though they had the whistle for a voice this line still got censored by the BBC.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Did they bleep out the whistle when it finally went to air?
:D
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# that would make me happy beyond belief.
Apparently the line was changed to "flippin' hell".
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# If anyone needs looking after, it's the bloke who wrote the scripts for the Clangers.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ^this
however, Soup Dragon is easily the best combination of words ever.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# i would say
squeeeoooop was a fair approximation of a swany whistle
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Not bad
given the challenges of the current state of internet phonetics...
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I wish.
/deprived
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I have a swannee whistle
AND a kazoo!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Bpppphrrrth....mmmmmmmssssqqqhshh! maybe?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# that is cool yeah.
'Ning all!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# aren't you me?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm both of you
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I'm Spartacus!
Edit: Actually, I'm not really, but I thought I'd just say.....
Oh well, sorry.... I'll be about my business, then.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I'm Kirk Douglas' son!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I'm Brian and so's my wife
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Why don't you two stop flirting and kiss?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# because he's mine
gerrof!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Your anims fill me with joy.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Am I the only one that finds this mildly erotic?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# God I hope so...
I mean this place is wierd enough without that kind of behaviour...
:)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Am I the
only one that finds you finding this mildly erotic mildy erotic?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I find you saying that very erotic.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# How erotic
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *runs screaming from the board*
*finds that reality is extremely dull*
*returns*
*never ever leaves again*
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Cor!
It's lucky you didn't take off and nuke u8s from orbit.


There's no going back from that sort of thing.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# True
It is, however, the only way to be sure...
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# certainly the only one who finds it merely *mildly* erotic
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yes!

...

No.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# now i am feeling joyous
yes
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# So that's how it's done!
Very edumacational indeed
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)