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# spang...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Oh. Dear. God.
(by which I mean Woo! and SPANG!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Well, think how the poor tree must feel...
 
Bored.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# spangeriffic
today, I have to think of a 'sexy and slick' way of presenting the concept of "Reducing your supplier invoice processing costs" on an A5 flyer

*despairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# an oil spill shaped like a naked woman and a speech bubble!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# A busty woman with the head of Bugsy Malone.
sexy and slick, all in one.

No idea how it'd help reduce supplier invoice processing costs... But is that REALLY the point? Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha no
the point is for them to spend all their marketing budget on throwaway crap, otherwise they'll get less budget next year

'sexy and slick' will only extend to 'boring and corporate, but with rounded corners'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hmmm...
In that case, you could... erm...

Do something boring and corporate with rounded corners I suppose...

*completely at a loss*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Think like a weasal.
Always ask your self; "What would a weasal do in this situation?"

The answer will become clear.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *wipes greasy fur on some pipes*
done!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# spending budget is easy
get them to buy you CS3 and bollox on about how extra efficient it'll make you

That's what we're doing. Not worked yet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ar
Adobe sent us CS3 cos we did some work for them, so far I have used it to make things for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Don't forget to say
you need Adobe CS3 Master Edition and none of that standard bollocks with half the stuff missing and no extended photoshop.
Bargain at £2,313.58
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Bargain at isohunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# we got the standard bollox edition
no extended tatty shop
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I went for
design premium which has the extended and even with the full upgrade discount ( haveing 2 or more previously registered adobe or macromedia products ) it still came to £724.79.
I have never even loaded flash or dreamweaver yet and does anyone really have a clue what in-design does?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# it does DTPy stuff
I do all my print stuff in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ah thanks.
My days of subversive leaflet posting are long gone though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# A6 ?
(katesbush, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Cripes
someone's on a roll today!
(Kezza, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear
I larfed!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *poke*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Oooh hello beebeebee
How're you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *poke*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hello deeteeaitch
How are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# POKEY!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Harrumph
Always busty. Too busty for little old me :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# for everyone, babe!
babe!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That is sad
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *jab*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# no, it's poke!
not jab, poke

goddit? poke . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ummm...
*pikes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *removes large freshwater fish from jumper grumpily*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# you're lucky it was your jumper . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *rings bell*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# OW!
Talk about 'saddle-sore'!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hello eyeveeeeessbee
How are you? *pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# i'm very well auntie!!
how art thou?
looking forward to the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I am well and doing lots of work and studying
The bash is like a shining beacon of joy on the horizon :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# yay!
*happy nephew dances*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *roffles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# PUNS!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Haha
Northern cockroaches!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# 'appen!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# puns?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Yarrr!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I have a feeling my repertoire will run out first.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha! I like that'un!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# good god
I can't believe I waited for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# me neither
I went outside to play


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Jeez!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)