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# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# There is no 'cuddle pretty lovely' option.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# stupid games manufacturers not pandering to our needs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# additionally,
there's no panda option...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hey hey
look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# GO NORTH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# life is peaceful there...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Until you get eaten by a Grue
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# being dead is similar to being peaceful
so I stand by my statement...

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# i've got a grue in my attic.
aside from telling it to 'KEEP THE FUCKING NOISE DOWN I'M SLEEPING' he's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# use harsh language!
i had to do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# 'Turn on Alien'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# haha i thought that recently when i played curse of monkey island
"you cannot turn on pirate"
i thought "I bloody can" *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *dances*
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Oh see now I'm torn.
Like Natalie Imbruglia. Except with less throwing myself about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# 'Pull Alien'
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Even when I was a littl'un
I didn't get that, and thought to 'pull' someone was to get them interested. I'm so old fashioned, apparently it means snogging.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# 'Pick up alien'
'take alien home'
'give it to alien'
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# GIVE IT TO CAPTAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# is there a cap'n wow leisure suit larry type game?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# There should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# you'll excite Nibus and he'll have to go have a lie down again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm already on the brink
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Well I am here
so that much was obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Seduction, the Cap'n Wow method
Day 1. Go on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Day 2. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# What are we supposed to do?
Use harsh language?

/Hudson blog
(80sGreek, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# it's
"what are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?"
/alien pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I like to keep this handy,
for close encounters
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i heard that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm going to skip a vast majority of the film here....
and opt for:

Not bad for a... human....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# get away from her
you BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# oft little heard (as its said quite quietly)
"Hey sarge, ya get lip cancer smoking those!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# heard it loads of times ;)
alright, first assembly's in 15, people, shag it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistake for a man?
No, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# you know, burke, i don't know which species is worst
you don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night...
mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i sure wouldn't mind
getting some of that arcturian poontang
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I reckon That Stephen Hawkins
fella is turning into an alien mindbender. He's got the peanut shaped head an everything
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# And he's always smiling.
Which is a bit sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# he's gestating a boil in it
he's waiting for Carl Sagan's ghost to lance it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hehe
that'll one big bag of goo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# game over, man
game over
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# A day in the corps is like a day on a farm
Every meal a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade.

I LOVE the corps!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# man, this floor is freezing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Oh bollocks.
Erm... 'what's the matter Hicks, would you like me to get your slippers for you?'


I'm paraphrasing now, I can't remember the exact line.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# gee, would you, sarge?
i'd really appreciate that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# LOOK INTO MY EYE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *glees*
i love that bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hey, Vasquez! You ever get mistaken for a man?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# No....do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)