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# I love two pints.
Johnny eat biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It's hideous
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# That's kind of why I like it.
You have awful taste in things too, you know *hand on dbroon's forehead* like sports. I just don't rib you so much about them as I'm a lovely girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# bah
One can hardly draw parallels between liking football, and giving BBC3 one extra excuse to make a new series of a unimaginative, badly made shite, not that they require excuses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# You bloody well can.
Both are unneccessary in the extreme.

Although football does serve some use. So maybe it's a bit better than two pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# a bit?
If football was actually the corpse of a syphilitic tramp lying in shit-canal, who had died from being fucked to death by a dog, which had died mid-stroke, rotting and mingling with the dog-cum-stained flesh of the tramp, with the shit and the stink, and inhumanity of it all, it would still be a bit better than two pints.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I do love it when you get all emphatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# oooh, yeah, i love it when you talk dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I concur.
I also live and breathe football but I have made the decision to not make an issue of it on here because b3ta is frightened of an intelligent man who also likes sport. It is an abomination to the normal b3ta geek ;)

edit:// I notice I have used the word 'abomination' twice in the same thread. This was an unconscious typo. I meant to say aberration in this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I conquer
I have people to discuss football with, but here is not the place
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'm not frightened of clever football likers.
I am intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# you talks all purty-like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# "...that is the most obscene abomination...
...that is dirt, that is trash, that is filth..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I used to like football
Abramovich and Grant changed that.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# BBC 3 Good:
Pulling
Gavin and Stacey (apparently, haven't seen it myself)
Showing Family Guy at a sensible time

BBC 3 BAD:

Evrything else
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# BBC3 GOOD:
showing family guy at a sensible time

BBC3 BAD: everything else
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Mighty Boosh?
tis genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# its wank
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# wank= good.
You're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# you mean
it's good but no real substitute for the real thing?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I finally got round to seeing the first episode of series 3 the other day
I was disappointed.

They appear to have cut back on the word-play and nice dialogue and replaced it with complete nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# It's not as good as the previous two
but it has it's moments.

I was frightened of the crack fox though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I've never seen any of it
sometimes I feel entirely uninformed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# if you wish to be informed
I recommend watching 2 or 3 of the first series, then you'll know if you like it or hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I already know.
I tolerated series 1. I now hate it with a passion. Its typical shite aimed at students who will latch onto anything in a bid to be part of the crowd ( in a non-conformist fashion )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Or people who find it amusing because they
have a different sense of humour to you.

Have a sit down, I know that came as a shock. I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# haha
he is terribly opinionated and set in his ways. Open your mind, let us begin our quest.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# :D
*drifts off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# haha. you will realise that
when you get to my age you understand that all you thought as a youth was bollocks ( and those jeans and that haircut were a mistake ) age and experience allow for objectiveness.
Me being opinionated is just me being correct and letting you all know it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I often think everything I thought yesterday was bollocks
so I believe you.

The last sentence there made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I like the IT crowd
if that makes you feel any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I sort of like it.
Ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It is quite good
but Richard Ayoade seems completely unable to act in it. He always has this fucking annoying Harry Enfield-like suppressed smile whenever he says something.

That pisses me off, but I love Katherine Parkinson.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I quite
fancy her.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I found it very interesting when I first saw it
and most humourous for the first series.

Since then though, they just seem to make the same jokes and try to be psychedelic, which I think must be something to do with them hearing that most of their fans are stoners. Now it's all "random" little britain-esque humour, whereas their scripts for series 1 were much better developed, with, as I said before, I lot of clever word-play and funny dialogue.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I bought the box-set of Boosh series 1 &2
the other wk for just a tenner. Bargain! (4x DVDs in total & a lil booklet-thingy)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I also like football and despair of the shite that gets on BBC3
especially Marc Wootton
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# It truly is
an abomination. If you want proper North Western humour written with style then you want Shameless. If you are ten and like fart jokes you want two pints. ( my dad likes 2 pints, says it all really ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# yes
tj: Download went swimmingly, but wasn't at my computer at all last night. Should I gaz later for the next step, I should be spending most of the evening being musical.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# no problem my friend
get your project out of the way and I'll direct you to more fun things like ejay and a whole host of sample banks to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# i meant to ask
are there samples with what I loaded last night? I'm doing a remake of the Strawbs "Part of the Union" so I need some tinkly piano chordage, cheery bass, and bass drum.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I look forward to hearing this when it is done.
I trust you will be posting it on links?

/Strawbs geek blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I'll see what I can do
as it is, it's a football song my dad wrote and wants me to sing it... erm... so I don't think it would be very cool for links. Once I've got the track done, I might see about writing some silly b3tafun lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# yeah
go back to the pages I linked and use the search function for acid pro samples, fruity loops and reason samples ( they are all usable across platforms ) you should find something to get you kick started ( also go to isohunt and search there ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# excellent
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# having re-read
what you typed I will answer again. Yes there are samples with what you downloaded, enough to get going. I was thinking you were asking for more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Shameless was almost the best TV Britain produced
But Channel4 have gone one series too far, as they always* do.

*except with Father Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I'm not sure I could agree
unless you count the last series as the bad one. I am liking this new series very much. I nearly pissed my pants last night when watching next weeks episode on E4.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Karen the slutty barmaid
looks sooo phucking edible with her new blonde hair! Yummy *salivates etc*
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)