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# Can you give him a name?
I'm still not sure what to call him.



(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Richard Alexander Magnus
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# cludgefuzzle
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# tristram
anyone know when the neew mitchell and webb series starts?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Yes
Last Thursday
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# ah piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# cough isotorrent cough
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# *cough*it's not that good*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# cough iplayer
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# cough motherfuckin delorean cough
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# SPACEY
I LOVE YOU
x
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Channel 4 though innit?
So you can stream it of 0D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Silly eminence.
BBC is not C4!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Ha!
My first miracle! I'l be a saint by Whit Sunday, just you wait!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# don't worry, it was quite piss poor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# meh
i rate them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I liked the first series
but this was pretty dire
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I think
Sir Percival Biggun!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# 133.36 kB of crap the third
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# if you're going to get upset by people posting shit images
you'd be better off not being on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# leave me alone
my carer says my images are quite charming
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# only so you'll let her touch your special places
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# it doesn't matter how much I call for help, with a ball gag all I can get out is
"mermrarmmmrmaemrmm-lflflelellefefelflellf oooooh!"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# *tumesces*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# *starts*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# i know this
but just the thread m3 created the other night is worth the agony, i was wetting myself
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# i don't know, the killer kitty photo one
i'll admit i was hammered but damn did i laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You tease
What night was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hmmmm, let's see, i was smashed
must of been a week day :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# You wear it as a badge of honour
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ahh, there it is
b3ta.com/board/8086401#post8086781
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Great Scot you're right!
HOW?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Dunno where you got 133kb from
says here 172kb
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Not for me it doesn't!
it says 133.36
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Me too,
although I do not think it is crap at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I quite like the lil fella
If it could make a halfway decent cup of tea, I'd be down the shops tomorrow buying one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Oddness
*slaps computer silly*
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# You know what they say about bad workmen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# they have big tools
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# No
They have really trouble finding wellies that fit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# That's worse!
Shhhhhhush!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Sporad
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# *likes*
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Mumsie?
Are you my Mumsie?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Crimshaw Moxingdale
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Mr 136559
Because that is the number of bytes he occupies.
Still images should be less than 50kb.
That picture could easily be reduced with still enough room left for a bathroom en suite and a jacuzzi.
He is adorable though and as a backup name I think it should be Marmaduke De Bologne.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Apologies
I did check the FAQ and it said it could stretch to under 250kb.

I tried to scale him down and it kept going all fuzzy for some reason.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# 250kb for animations
Replace your image with this.

image woz here.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# okie doke
I changed to jpg and down to 400px wide and it's still 103kb here. But seeing as my comp lied earlier... :/
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# you need to set the level of compression
jpeg has a compression control that lets you make images absoultely tiny, but the smaller it makes them the more messy they look.
Play with it a bit and learn what level of compression you need.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I think it *might* be related to the complexity
I did a massive bee pic and it was under 50kb in the same app, but this had more strokes and colours and came out quite big (in fact, the first one came out over a meg).

Thank you all for not attacking me anyway :-)
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# We decided not to attack you
However we maimed your budgie while you were distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# You told me that was Peking Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# You should know never to trust what a woman says
We are all liars.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Still images should be roughly 50kb or less
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Dave
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# png isn't your friend with this style of image
try jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# okie doke
*replaces and hopes no-one will notice*
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# It's still double the recommended maximum
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I replaced it with your one
Not quite sure how I managed to get it so big...
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# jape eggs have a funny compression algorithm
most of the time, you can set it to between 3 and 5, hunt around for it next time you're saving an image
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# depends what package, I set it to between 10 and 20% usually :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
# to be honest
i don't actually remember what i do, exactly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# marmaduke
'bye all, pub tiem
EDIT: or fangus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hm, could add fangs
I was thinking more whiskers though for some reason
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)