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[challenge entry] MOTOAP

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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 5:40, archived)
#
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 5:54, archived)
# He's gonna spooge any second now!
Getting a hand job is a treat for fish.
Fins just won't cut it... ...so they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 5:58, archived)
# it's so giddy!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 5:59, archived)
# finally
this is what the world has been waiting for

www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/pornography_desensitized
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Yay!
I'd forgotten how good The Onion is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 6:19, archived)
# i dont like it
their website is far too full of stuff. but the one article i do read every two years is good.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 6:23, archived)
# Well
I need some new stuff to read, so I'm good with it. I just read the article about the girl opening an email from her aunt by mistake. I lol'd
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Onion is very tart with their political stuff.
So I tend to like a fair amount of the issues.
News and social trends are better handled on Fark,
SAForums and here. Just my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 6:53, archived)
# reading the onion online is annoying.
thge books are great bathroom reading, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 7:21, archived)
# i used to read something awful every day but i think b3ta destroyed my attention span
too many words. they should really make me editor in chief of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 6:24, archived)
# I think there's room for a number of directions. Range of choices.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 6:42, archived)
# you should compo this
it has a moustache above 'bunraku puppet'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)
# O NO! THE FELINES ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE PAEDOPHILES!
about time, too. there are too many damn kids around these days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Plenty of round kids too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 7:22, archived)
# one of the great tragedies of the last century was the abolition of child labour camps.
vote for me to rectify this error.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 7:24, archived)
# I would have thought another batch of child crusades were more your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 7:29, archived)
# i was stifling so i'm adopting new styles in hopes of aging gracefully.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 7:35, archived)
# A path I'm unlikely to take. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 7:55, archived)
# having no discernable talent allows me to explore.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# "Rectify" is my second favourite word, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 7:35, archived)
# what's your third favourite?
i bet it's 'cramps'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:00, archived)
# buttercopter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:05, archived)
# THAT'S NOT A REAL WORD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:23, archived)
# parsnipples! is too!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:31, archived)
# My top three words are all real words.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:39, archived)
# napalmistry indicates: no.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Hehehe
That works just a bit too well :D
*cleeecks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:00, archived)
# only if you show me your cock first.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Magenta the foulmouthed hen will be here any moment now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:34, archived)
#

my only cock related somethin' somethin'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# OK!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)