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# Jeremy loved his gum.
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# :D
I love monocles.


Ning all. I have just come from a dream about lions, funnily enough, but they were only lions at night. Then there was a bedroom with a jungle in it and owner of the bedroom reassured me there were cameras in the figs. He was a lion, but also only at night whereas his BROTHERS (one massive one, one smaller one) could turn into lions during the day if they wanted- they were holed up as they'd murdered a baby.

Then lots of steps, and some room which looked to be a prop room for disney land.

OH and a guitar where the body was made out of a die cut photorealistic print of a shepherds pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ?
"I have just come from a dream about lions"
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# UR NAME HAS SPACES.
/pointing out the obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I always used to mentally divide it up around the word "shat"
and that's probably why it now has spaces.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I thought it was "its hat or a bitch"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i spaced it because bloody hexachordal
was having a right old moan about it

i killed him in a dream last night...

/psycho blog
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Yay for killing people.
But don't kill him! i need to buy his musics.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# lots of dreams today
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i also had one about being raped
and then woke up with my bfriends cock between my buttocks

yay
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# did he not mind
being castrated?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Well I have.
OH I SEE.

They were only lions and night. And there were three of them. What's a girl to do, say no to three men doing the 'sniffing the air to smell pheromones' thing and walking towards me? I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# ?
owner of the bedroom reassured me there were cameras in the figs.
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# That was the middle lion brother.
It was a dream you know, they don't always make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Had they
murdered a human baby during the day, or a lion cub during the night?
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Human baby and I don't know when.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# furry.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
I was only around them when they were chaps, although the big one did smack me across the face and he had his claws out, but he could control it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ok, but it does sound like your sig is an understatement :p
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Oh you have no idea.
Most people are ruled by their heads nowadays, whereas my body rules mine, hence the sig. I'm a little bit feral.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Good morning!
Sounds fun. I don't remember my dream last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I mostly remember mine. I don't know why.
I think I must wake up a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I only got 4 hours.
so maybe i didn't have any..

Someone post something in a top hat?
*looks down abit*
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# What?
Either I've just had some kind of stealth lobotomy, or everyone is confusing me today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Don't worry.
I'm confusing much of the time.
or so i am told.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I am going to do a lovely vector of Dita.
But I shall still be about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# My ears are popping.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Are you on a plane?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# or spelunking
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Excellent, excellent, excellent word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# But what does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAN?
Half man, half machine...



sorry. Er.... cave somethinging, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# go watch batman begins
for the best answer to that question (other than the cap'n's)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Nope.
They just are.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Is your house sinking into the sea
really quite quickly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# OHNOES!
*looks out the window*
We're fine at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# i had a weird one
where i was working for the govt, Gazza had escaped with 5 bellies to NY so we were sent out to recover him.
I lost my team and ran into Matthew McFadyen, still acting as a spy despite defecting from MI5 several years ago
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Oooh that sounds like fun.
This one kind of was, the three lion guys looked a bit like 3 Zakk Wyldes of varying height, it was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it was fun
although i decided to run around central park (luckily it was smaller in the dream than it really is) and when we were at gazza's hotel i caught some of his madness and stole a duvet, but it was too hot to run in so i took it back
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I love duvets.
I'd have kept it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# well my brain only remembers NY in early september
when a thick t-shirt is too hot. so the temp was similar to that in my dream
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Still, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# yeh
duvets are ver good. especially at 7am when the alarm is going off
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I say
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Hello Mr Lion!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
#
Cheese Cheese Cheese
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# :D

That's a dandy lion!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# That is Fantastic!
:D
(.underwhelmed, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Lovely Lippo, GSOH, seeks refined, monocled lion for fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Fancy!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# By gum
That made me :D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Awwwwww
he wants cheese
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# woo
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# num num num num num num num num num
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)