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# Now, before you all leap
for your 'bindun-fail' buttons, this is REAL!


Oh. Good morning!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:49, archived)
# 'ning! Down in front!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Ping-wing
ejecting shells of a different sort! Like. :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Yeah, they're a hand drawn/painted addition.
Thanks.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I wish I knew how you all do this sort of stuff.
I am crashing around like an idiot clicking things in PShop, 99% of which doesn't seem right. That bird-bomber took 17 layers on 20 frames. Does that seem reasonable? I think I might need to read a bit about all this. But I can't be arsed. What am I on about now!? Nope, nor me!

Tea and toast anyone?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# can i have a glass of jucie please?
and marmaite on the toast.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Sorry for the delay -
I had to nip down the shops for the marmite.


(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
thanks!
*belches*
excuse me...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Marmite
what the poor folk eat when they can't afford vegemite
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# vegemite is rank kangaroo poop.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you sir, are a boorish twat
Vegemite has variously been described as "nectar of the Gods" "pure bliss" and "posatively orgasmic"

Also, starts with the same letter as vagina
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# i resent the use of the word 'boorish'!!
and having starting with a V doesn't make it good!
any way, marmite starts with the same letter as minge, mimsy and meercat!

you oafish cock-smoker.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# does this make it easier?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# vEYRON STARTS WITH v
aND THAT IS GOOD.
sO IS LEAVING cAPS LOCK ON.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Practice, a lot of reading and testing ideas.
You will learn too. Sounds right, layers add up quickly.
And if you are using Img'Ready or PSCSSEIO it gets quite
nasty to keep track of it all.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# by crashing around like an idiot clicking things in PShop
and then crashing around like an idiot clicking things in ulead gif animator.

good 'ning and it's a splendid effort.

i'll skip the toast.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Well I'm not really here at the moment,
but my advice is to play with motion blur to get the movements smoother, and also the bomb flight isn't that smooth.
If it helps, you can draw a line and follow it with the bomb layers. Don't worry about the number of layers, I always end up with shit loads too.
Just keep practising and pissing around, and asking for advice if you need it, and you'll soon get the hang of it.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Thanks folks
for the replies. Yea, that bomb got the better of me and I lost patience. Good tip with drawing the line. I use Adobe Image Ready 5.5 but this computer is a bit light on rams and evicts me now and again. Not an excuse - just frustrating. So I maybe don't spend as long working on these things as I should before putting them on here. I appreciate your input, peeps! :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# they're lovely really....
;)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# aye!
sometimes! ;-) I remember my first posted image*. Christ! The flames! Hahahaha. Couldn't get rid of me with a virtual roasting though.

Edit: It was a 250kb jpeg though! "Read the FAQ"!!!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# =D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# real?
run for the hills!!!
it's the end of us all!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:52, archived)
# *runs for the valleys*
better for hiding in
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# not when they make tusnamis!!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I like tiramisu
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# awww
i like tiara's too...
=D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# tiarastooro?
That's something to do with contrast between light and dark elements in paintings or something, isn't it?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I slip in a pea-roast?

for teh compo?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Woo! *click* arfetty-arf-arf!
and similar approving sounds.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:58, archived)
# fuck, daypeople are here.
'night, all.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# don't go!!
i'm nice....
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# you're a delight to mind and body, but i need sleep.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# *rocks gently to sleep*
night night
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Cya pb.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Wotcher all
I shall be sporadically on today, but I really MUST get some work done, I've got a new starter at the end of the week and I've done cock all about it.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# just shout and screech at him until he leaves.
'ningles 'nongles cap'n!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# WELL HELLO MR IVES
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# ohh!
don't shout!!
i'm a bit hung-over...
*half heartedly scrubs deck*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Check out the sweet pirate gear
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# wow!!
that first jacket is freakin ACE!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Damn, they look nice!
*ponders*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Sporadically on
So the Menopause has started then
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Pfft, I hope not.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# *DUCKS*
Morning B3tans and B3tards!

(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I always wondered what the difference was.
I think of myself as B3tan.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Me too
but I know there are some who prefer B3tard, can't think why...

:)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# i think it's just a personal preference thing...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# 'ningles!!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# 'ning Marmite breath.
;D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# you love it.
argh!!
get off my face!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I'm just trying to poo in your mouth
to see if you notice the difference!

(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# ewww!!
=)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)