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# I like to spend Monday evenings thinking about the death of the world.


YES, HELLO NOOBIE MAN, THIS IS RUBBISH.

Guilty of Apocalypse: The Case Against 2012

The thesis of this book is that the year 2012 will be pivotal, perhaps catastrophic, possibly revelatory, to a degree unmatched in human history.

1. Ancient Mayan prophecies based on two millennia of meticulous astronomical observations indicate that 12/21/12 will mark the birth of a new age, accompanied, as all births are, by blood and agony as well as hope and promise.

2. Since the 1940’s, and particularly, since 2003, the Sun has behaved more tumultuously than any time since the rapid global warming that accompanied the melting of the last Ice Age. Solar physicists concur that solar activity will next peak, at record-setting levels, in 2012.

3. Storms on the Sun are related to storms on the Earth. The great wave of 2005 hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Wilma coincided with one of the stormiest weeks in the recorded history of the Sun.

4. The Earth’s magnetic field, our primary defense against harmful solar radiation, has begun to dwindle, with cracks comparable in scale to the ozone hole opening up randomly. A pole shift, in which such protection falls nearly to zero as the North and South magnetic poles reverse position, may well be under way.

5. Russian geophysicists believe that the Solar System has entered an interstellar energy cloud. This cloud is energizing and destabilizing the Sun and all the planets’ atmospheres. Their predictions for catastrophe resulting from the Earth’s encounter with this energy cloud range from 2010 to 2020.

6. Berkeley physicists, who discovered that the dinosaurs and 70% of all other species on Earth were extinguished by an impact 65 million years ago, maintain, with 99% certainty, that we are now overdue for another such mega-catastrophe.

7. The Yellowstone supervolcano, which erupts catastrophically every 600,000 to 700,000 years, is preparing to blow. The most recent eruption of comparable magnitude, at Lake Toba, Indonesia, 74,000 years ago, led to the death of more than 90% of the world’s population at the time.

8. Eastern philosophies such the I Ching, Chinese book of changes, and also Hindu theology, have been plausibly interpreted as supporting the 2012 end date, as have a range of indigenous belief systems.

9. At least one scholarly interpretation of the Bible predicts that the Earth will be annihilated in 2012. The burgeoning Armageddonist movement of Muslims, Christians and Jews actively seeks to precipitate the final End-Times battle.

10. Have a nice day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# What about Wolf-Rayet 104?
Why will nobody think about Wolf-Rayet 104?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# What a load of horse shit
first post, hello all...
(Faust Arp, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# your first post
and you choose to use it insulting Manley? I call "alias troll".
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I want to know why nobody cares about Wolf-Rayet 104
Am I alone in my panic?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Really bright stars that are so bright they destroy themselves?
That's the extent of my knowledge, so do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Themselves AND US!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I care actually but
whenever I get remotely geekstronomical on b3ta I think I feed even more of the hatemongers so I'm leaving it alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# do tell
and i read tht as rolf wayet :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Wayet man!
/Geordie
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# fuck off
I had more words to type ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Rolf Wayayeman
Geordie Roflarris impersonator available for functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# and that ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# being 8000 light years away
it's well in my "whatever" zone
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# 8000 light years away
is no distance at all when it comes to the gamma flare.

It was about to blow 8000 years ago and the shit will hit the fan at the speed of light, so we get zero warning.

We are pretty much looking at the barrel of a gun and just wondering whether something will come out.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Nah, a fraction before,
someone, deep in a mine will see his heavy water flash repeatedly as the neutrinos come through. He'll just have time to say, 'Wow that's----' before having his DNA ripped to pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Hmmmm
I don't think that if it is a threat to us, there's nothing we can do.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I totally disagree with what you say there,
but I agree with what you meant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# you are gay for radiohead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# you gonna get raped
is it rape time?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I DON'T WANT RAPE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# but its your rapeday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# happy rapeday to you
happy rapeday to you...
btw i was talking about the sun raping the earth...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# also there are not 21 months...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I am now in trouble with my wife
for singing happy rape day to you out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# oops
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# lol face rape
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# TOO
MANY
FUCKING
WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
#
TOO
MUCH
FUCKING
HORSESHIT
(Faust Arp, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Yes yes yes, I posted in jest!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# HERE'S SOME MORE:
Purple.

Magic.

Wax.

Levitation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Leviathan.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Nice
:D
(allergic to curry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# thank goodness there arent 21 months in a year
silly mayans, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# The Maya were americans so they write the date wrong!
translates to 21/12/2012
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# thanks for the education
I should have fucking worked that one out. I'll get back in my mongbox now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Well that sucks, but on the plus side i can ride a unicycle
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# PLEASE do not do that
its rather annoying
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# CORR.
I can... awfuckit.

*drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# i can do that too! **Cracks open vodka** FOR ROMANIA! **GLUGS**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# *picks up off the floor*
Poor lad never had a chance :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# As can I.
I can do it whilst breathing fire.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# i can do them seperately but i tend to swallow some of it and get parafin farts
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I have never done that.
*drinks some paraffin*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# my advice is NEVER EVER swallow any quantity of parafin!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# they mentioned no.4 on QI the other week
and i am assured that fridge magnets will not be thrown into turmoil.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# hmm
the pole shift started about 8 years ago, and was about 50 years ahead of schedule, although pole shifts and ice ages are roughly linked, and we're due a mini ice age anytime in the next 200 years
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaargh werds
fuck shit argh! meine brin ich habe nonseinse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I'm fuuun.
Hello, HT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Happy Happy Joy Joy
But I do agree, 5 years ago I said that this planet has 50 years left for mankind, I stand by that comment.




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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Oooh, sexy countdown!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# LOL death and pestilence and shit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It's all true.......it was on the History Channel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7hRnSLlq7k&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)