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# FP THIS NOW

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(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# BAD AIDS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Bindun
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# CCUNTTT
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Badger!
EDIT: You are providing a pictorial representation of /talk, AICMFP.


EDIT 2: Thank you everyone for the B3taday wishes. :-D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Happy meltywax day!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# YOU'VE BEEN, LIKE, OLDER FOR TWENTY THREE MINUTES
that's CRAZY.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# SO CRAZY I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE FUCKING TIME
seriously, where did I get twenty three from?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# as for your edit
you're scarily accurate.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# B3ta Happyday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ^.^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# This never fails to scare this shit out of me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahah
Yepp.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# :]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I'd better get this when my B3taday comes round
I haven't had a cute naked emo boy in ages :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# You will.
By then I might even have redrawn it or something? I dunno.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You said you could pull one at an unspecified distance
Your powers are weak old man.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I have glandular fever
meaning I can't kiss anybody for the next three months :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Get boyfriend to gief sexy body kissng?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# It's hard to pull when kissing is not one of the tools at your disposal
and as I am depressingly single at the moment, it seems like there will be no sexy body kissing around here for some time :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I'm just depressing
Well and single, but that's because i'm a social exile and have been jaded by the world of relationships and sexuality.
Hooray!

EDIT: You can always try to find some creepy older men to have their way with you, that requires no kissing.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I'm single, but with the knowledge I have about something,
I am very very very happy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Is it cryptic night on b3ta?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# he has a crush on somebody.
go figure.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I want to hear the gossip.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Gossip is bad.
It can upset people. I know.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I trust you don't gossip, then.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Nope.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# 10 minutes, that arse
Actually that doesn't work when you can't see below the waist.

10 minutes, that mouth.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Ooh, bright light!
*Joys*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Woo! tabspacetabtabspace
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Fucks sake, USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION YOU MORON.
I like it :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Please don't hurt me.
:[
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Idon't MEAn To hurt you I NEVER WANT TO HURT YOU
*holds you tightly to me*
*hyperventilates*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# RAEP
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Shh.
Calm down. Don't worry. *strokes arm* It'll all be okay.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *rests head on lap*
ionlywantedtohelptheworld...
*stares into the middle distance*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# You did your best.
It's okay.There's only so much you can do, and you did your best
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# *falls asleep*
^_^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# That bit's referring to me.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# You could take 'im.
;D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I love that you have faith in me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Hahahah
This is coming from someone who knows she'd lose in a fight, but wants to get in a fight anyways. ^.^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I'd lose too :P
We have a great team.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Can I join the team of fail?
Not only am I a weakling, I also have a RASH! :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# lol...
*Kk tags Hexy*
'Ow, NOT ON THE ARMS :('
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# *Hexy tags Kk*
Ow! Why are hitting me!?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *cries*
w...why *sniff* why does he have to r-r-ruin EVERYTHING!
WAAAAAHHH
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# NO
IT IS A TAG TEAM OF TWO
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# oh... okay...
*walks away dejectedly*
:(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# But you want to hurt me :[
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Yes!
We should all be a tag team! ^.^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Yes, but just us two
*cries*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Awww.
Don't cry! *huggles*
We have to share our tag team-ness...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# But he was the enemy a second ago!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ohmigd!
You're right!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# He's trying to infiltrate and take us down from the inside.
Edit: OH MY GOD HE IS AIDS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *gigglesnortz*
:]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Caewan is shit.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# What?
I thought he were your friend?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# He was until he reminded me of The Game.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Agh!
Fuck! *attempts to punch* *misses completely*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# *holds your arms*
It'll be alright. One day he will die.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *hug*
I do not like The Game.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Shh
And neither do I.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I like milks, however.
I got mum to buy me some semi skimmed especially :D
But I spilled it :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Don't cry over spilled milks!
*hugs*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I shouted to mum "Mum! I spilled the milk"
and she said "Don't cry!"
:P
My sister once cried over spilled milk.
Waste of bloody milk.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Hahahah
Because of that comment, I think I like your mum.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# She's very likeable.
She'd like you, too.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Hahah
Hooray! ^.^

You would be scared of my mum.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Whyyyyyyyyy?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Most people are.
She's not very big, but she's loud, and very full-on. It can be scary. Even I'm scared of her.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Oh hahah
alright then :P
*hugs*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# *hugs back*
x]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Have you seen this?
It's my favourite of all the ones I've seen
youtube.com/watch?v=4gSJpeZslqo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# USE MSN OR TALK YOU TWATS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# WE CAN'T USE MSN AND NO FUCKING WAY
You don't have to read it. Hide the motherfucking thread.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# THIS IS NOT TEENTALK.COM
I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO HIDE THIS SHIT.
I wont be posting any more replies over here either because it PISSES PEOPLE OFF
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# We have nowhere else to talk.
I shouldn't need to keep saying that.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# haha
everyone is shit, inside.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# nah, not tonight...i have a headache.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# :(
*puts camera back in bag*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hahahaaha
nice edit!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I am going to stalk you forever I'll have you know.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# YAY!
*feels special*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Isn't that sort of an inappropriate way to treat
the mentally ill?

Surely doorstops would be better.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# only if she keeps telling people about it:(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Get back to your door
*hits with broom*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# har haar. better than feeling you or something.
innit!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Well feel this
Ker-fucking-kertwat!
*makes Bottom punch sound effect*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# *sighs*
men...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# WHERE?!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# well not in my bed sadly.
but else where..i have seen them, so they are real.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# yeah well
unless you were at the antiflag gig last week you didn't have a chance of seeing me in brighton

MARRIAGE OFF
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# (well...
...until next time I'm in Brighton, anyway. I'll probably be at the Great Escape again this year if nothing else... We can get married then.)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# YAY
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# glad you approve
(i even voted for your post because the reply button's gone down to the left. i like to think i'd have voted for it anyway.)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# a true gent you are!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# that's me
gentlemanly to a flaw
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I've seen lesbians
but they're not real. It's something to do with inheritence tax, I forget.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# 7/10
Needs more Edmunds.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Not brown enough.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING EDMUNDS ITS ALL YOU EVER CARE ABOUT
I'M CRYING NOW, AND ON MY SPECIAL NIGHT, HAPPY NOW?

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# YOU KNEW FROM THE START IT WOULD END THIS WAY.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ON AN AEROPLANE I SPENT MY TIME PICKING UP GAYS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# IN CENTRAL NEW JERSEY BORN AND RAISED
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# GROCERY SHOPPING WITH MOFAHA IS WHERE YOU SPEND MORE OF YOUR DAYS
BECAUSE YOU ALL FIAL AT IT
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# SBHS IS WHERE I SPEND MOST OF MY DAYS
BECAUSE HIGH SCHOOL IS SHIT AND I HAVE NO CHOICE


:'[
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH I love the last bit!
*wipes tear off*
*hugs*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# it's true.
If you spent even a couple days at my school, you'd know.
*hugs back*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# People at my school are epic retards.
That's my new insult. Epic retard.
It pisses Richard off :P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# We have
gangstas, preps, jocks, joes, emo/scenesters, and posers. They are all retards. I do not like them.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I like pretty much no-one at my school.
Five people.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# 4 for me.
But I'm thinking my school is bigger than yours, so ration-wise, it's probably the same. :]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I'd say yours is worse
because you have more kinds of people there.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# This is true.
It is also three floors, two buildings. We have three cafeterias, too, and three different lunch periods. I have a class on the first floor 3rd block, and the third floor 4th block. Also a class on the third floor of the building 1st block, and one on the first floor of the new building second block. xp
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# We have two blocks, three floors, two cafeterias and only one lunch break.
Which isn't at lunch time.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Like
two blocks on a street?

Yeah, I have A lunch both days, and so that means it starts at 10:47 and ends at 11:19. xp
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# No, as in two seperate buildings
we call them blocks :P

Our lunch is 1:10 - 1:50
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# My school had druggies, dealers,
white people pretending to be black, asian people pretending to be black and the working class.

And that was just the teachers.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# hahahahahah
We have lots of people pretending to be black. And lots of druggies.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# So do we.
It's annoying.
The polish girl fancies me. She sits opposite me in our form room staring at me.
It's fucking creepy and I wish she'd go away.
Once, Mr Finnegan asked where Edyta was, and Danny said "Maybe she's gone back to Poland"
I replied "I bloody well hope so"
Then I told Richard about it right in front of her. Good times.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Cubist chalet appears to be falling of a cliff face
Also my hands are libertarianism.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I said I like it like that.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# SEX SELLS, SO TELLS THE TRUTH VENDOR.
I LOVE A PLASTIC GENDER, RETURN ME TO SENDER.
 
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# OH SHIT
NEW EPISODES OF FRISKY DINGO
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# You like your girls silicone filled?
Chilled, freshly killed?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I really like it like that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGndpuSkWpo

I am sooooo glad somebody ripped this for youtube..
of course I have the DVD myself but would never condone such flagrant copyright violationz
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# That is quite cool.
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# their first single.
 
awww.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# D'you like
RATM?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Sorry to butt in, but I am going to bed now :)
'Night dear *tacklehugs*
*falls asleep*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# mmmm,
I like it, but I don't know what it says about your state of mind...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# basically,
I'm going to fucking kill you in your sleep. :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# aha...
Well, that's nothing a lobotomy wouldn't fix...
Now, where did I leave my special lobotomy spoon?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Glad to see teenage angst hasn't changed since my day
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# it was better before the internet, when we just kept it to our fucking selves
 
/not a comment on the picture nor even b3ta, but a general observation
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Ah, but now you can post pictures or poems,
and have people half way across the world tell you how deep you are.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Yeah, all you had then was a diary that you would hope
someone found. NOT ME THOUGH I WAS FUCKING BULLETPROOF.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# thankfully I was more interested in drugs than self-pity or attention.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# What this internet needs is more drugs.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# FUCKING YES!
*clicks*

*seeks therapy*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# FNORT!
I LIKES THIS AMS IS.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)