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# A small request
I am revamping my webpage with the help of another B3TAn but need a few ideas.

Whoever comes up with the best web page name and a slogan for my site will see their words printed on said site.

Any ideas, cos I don't like 'Koit's home page' - it's so Microsoft family !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# throbbing custard
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# That is so random
it might just work !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Fits nicely
alongside my choice of 'belming bananas' or 'subjugating spoons'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:00, archived)
# definately
random is good.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I seem to have been doing it
a lot on late night posts over the last few days....gimme a sec and I'll dig out last night's; there might be a saying in there you can nick :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:08, archived)
# random sayings are so random
innit
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
#
ere ye go!. Poisunnally I like 'tropical electrical paperclips' but mebbe that's just me :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# kinell
that is one random set of words you strung together there
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)
# A Plinth of Owls
or Cheesebag Expository
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Or if you want loads and loads of hits...
go for "Britney J-Lo Nude Frottage Cucumber"
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:20, archived)
# pfffffft!
message ends
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:21, archived)
# haha
I always get shitload of hits from this

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/boobs.gif
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:21, archived)
# and on that note...goodnight.
!!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)
# i defy all
subjugation, i am my own master!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Ooh
Kinky Spoon. Naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:14, archived)
# arf
you've all got filthy minds
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# NO SPOON
'tis you with the filthy mind.


Go to my room!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:17, archived)
# and remember,
THERE IS NO SPOON
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:21, archived)
# heyheyhey
leave the food idea alone - i had it www.simsandwich.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:11, archived)
# fit wall
mounted dildo rails - they add an air of class to any webpage! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
#
www.ObeyKoit.com
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I like it
but no-one ever obeys me. Fucking cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# I'll
obey you...



;-)~~~
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Well, that's one
only another 57 million and I shall have conquered Britain !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Ya have one
in USA.
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# You've
gotta start somewhere I supppose...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:10, archived)
# LOOK
I have 2 now thanks to Mr Smurf
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:11, archived)
# how about
"Koit's Home Page - Shut the door as you enter"


sorry its lame but im revising shakespeare..
wither art thou...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Exam soon ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# unfortunatley so
:( nothing major [though I am doing my GCSE course]
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# we've got the most spinning gif's you'll ever see..
come join the merry-go-round!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I like come join the merry go-round
that is cool
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# also..
now with MORE music!
come join The Society of Slighty Twisted Potatoes' with FREE traffic-lights!
join NOW and get a FREE laugh!
i've been reading too much spam
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:19, archived)
# gummy blowjob
i saw that because i saw a prostitute with no teeth last night!

not as in paid, just saw her on the street. Shit!
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:01, archived)
# hahah
I love that as a phrase. I don't think it could succesfully adorn my site as the title though.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:02, archived)
# why?
you'd get millions of hits!
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:06, archived)
# tis true - sex sells
On my site leeterthanjesus.com EverStoned posted some pics of some lesbian kiss on the TV. Our average # of daily hits was about 150 - on that day we managed 1400...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:18, archived)
# the glasscock gallery
is attracting attention as it linked to a tatu site. also someone found it using the term "japan beckham pubic hair"
fuck knows how :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:30, archived)
# how about
Anorak Pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# C'mon
Anorak pudding is a belter
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:43, archived)
# um... 'Koital Distractions'
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# hey
now that is good.

PS - why the weird name change ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:04, archived)
# I was experimenting with what pictures i could make
and settled on a row of telepgraph poles/high voltage substation 'careful don't thtow a frisbee in them and then try and climb up to get it back' things
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# At first glance
I thought it was a row of Crucifix's.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I'll probably change back in a couple of days
Or maybe sooner, if I get bored with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Fnord?
What in the hell?
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:11, archived)
# ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†²
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Interseting name ya've got there.
Reminds me of the periodic table.
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:20, archived)
# only with
fewer periods.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)
# oh shit
I have chemistry homework. Anyone know the properties of all 3 alkali metals...please?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# barium
radium, strontium?
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)
# here you go!
These elements have relatively low melting points. Cesium melts at body temperature, 37oCelsius.
They are soft enough that they can be cut with a knife.
They react violently with water.
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# sneaky edit
I think cat faeces are disguisting...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# also
'They taste like burning!' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:28, archived)
# hahaha
dey do doh, don't dey do
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:30, archived)
# your new name gives me THE FEAR!
i like fnord.. good nonsical name.
love the book too!
i've been thinking about stealing
some of the band names from that book..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# and if you ever delve into
the depths of netatalk 1.6.0 for linux you'll discover fnord in there too!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)
# The KLF did that
with 'The Justified Ancients Of Mu Mu' (the JAMMS) which they used for 'It's Grim Up North'
They are what led me to the book in the first place, when I was checking out their influences.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# my bro lend me the book
made me make the connection to the illuminati triology.
KLF still rock.. Jimmy Cauty & Alex Paterson is doing an album together (or so i've heard)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:43, archived)
# I was thinking
Koitus Interrupt Us
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:10, archived)
# that is good too
I like that one
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Cos then
y'see, it's like it's interrupting people. From work. And stuff.

I'm plugging this one hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Yeah I thought that but it seemed a bit hard pressed so I changed it to
distractions.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:20, archived)
# my first site was called Wide Open Web Space`
and i sympathise with your naming difficulties. i too have been trying to think of a site name for weeks with no luck
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# invent a word
that way if all else fails you still get the satisfaction of being #1 in google
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I like this Koit site the best
www.estpak.ee/~polvakoit/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hehe
I could spend literally seconds there.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:10, archived)
# yes!
just link to that and pretend it's yours. instant kudos
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hmm
i shall go away and ponder this one
/strokes chin, realises she is beardless, looks around to check no one saw her looking silly
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I had the cam on
I saw you !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# It's hard innit
unless you actually have a web site that does something specific. Such as that lonelysock site of menubs.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:08, archived)
# FarmerGeddon!
dammit
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hehe
should I ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Yes.
.
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I'm just updating that bastard now
it's just appeared on memepool so I'm bracing myself.
Think I may have found a match as well... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Success in the infancy
hoorah !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# the scariest thing about the site
is that most people who have been emailing me.. and there have been many.. they're women.. amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:18, archived)
# do they want you
badly ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# of course
what is more sexy than a man who collects pictures of socks?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:24, archived)
# a man who collects pictures of socks
and then collects pictures of pictures of socks
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Bilge pump.
Dunno why, but it's kinda cool
or

FarmerGeddon.com
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# "A heartbreaking work of staggering genius"
would be good, except that it is already a book title.

Slogan (after Frank Zappa): Just what the world needs - another website.

KOIT r US?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Post Koital?
.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Koitus interuptus?
.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Miiiiiiiindpiss
I already took that one. Heehee.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Hey!
I came up with it first!
Outside now!


:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Oi!
But clearly Post Koital should be the name of the link for emailing Koit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Absolutely.
Together we're a great team
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:40, archived)
# genius!
that, or koitus or something.
(seb, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Thanks
Seb, no-one's ever said I was a genius before. "Amazing" maybe...but, never genius



;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:16, archived)
# how about
highasakoit.

ah never mind
(rick with the silent P, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# ha ha
i like that one
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:14, archived)
# that is class
v good - added to the shortlist
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Is
Post Koital on the short list? I thought it was great... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)
# oh yes
it is top of the shortlist list listy type thing
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
My life is complete! Recognition for me - a mere lurker - from a mighty B3tan God like Koit.

Kill me now. Kill me now!!!

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)
# A B3TA God ?
haha - I'm just a random chap sitting at a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Oh
that's a soooo fishing-for-compliments question. You're great and you know you are.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:34, archived)
# yeah, sort of
but in essence it still holds true. Outside of this room I blend into the background seemlessly......becoming another Joe Average.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)
# BTW
my hand-programmed CGI WHOIS scipt says that both postkoital.com and koitusinteruptus.com are free. Hurrah! You'd be a fool not to go for those!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Forgive me for being thick
but how does one go about doing this ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:31, archived)
# What?
Registering domains? Email me at b3ta [at] splorp co uk and I will bore you to death about ccTLDs, gTLDs, IP addresses, DNS and what not
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Done
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:41, archived)
# You did
too
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:55, archived)
# At last
I got two replies on the board and it wasn't even a picture
(rick with the silent P, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Since it's getting lots of replies I'll add something useless
why not just do a random word search on Google
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Ooo
how was the NZ bash ? - many turn up ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:28, archived)