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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# The little smug pervy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# YES! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Brought to the point at last.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Clearblue Digital...
ftw.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# oohhh
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# *polishes medal*
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# don't polish it too hard...
...the coating will come off.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Brian Blessed?
He's teh dreamboat.
(Kasom 'This is a normal post', Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# pff
we had these little naked buggers on a mirror in the hallway when i was a kid. i never saw the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# te point was they were clearly too young for what the comic strip was about
but 20 years ago the newspapers loved underage sex
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# young, nothing!
they had no bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# didn't stop them having children
www.tmsfeatures.com/tmsfeatures/servlet/com.featureserv.util.Download?file=20080228cplis-a-p.jpg&code=cplis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# they stole a baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# London!!!
You signed up!
*hoorays*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yep
i decided that i had 2 months, so i would save as much as i could. even if i can't afford to get hammered, i can still enjoy myself and meet everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Mingle carefully
and nobody will notice you're not getting a round in.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i'm not a mingler
i stand right out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I started saving last week!
I have no clue how much the train fare alone will be!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I'll give you the sexiest handshake ever - it'll totally be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I expect it'll be horrific if I end up going from Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# If you book enough in advance
you can get a weekend return from London to Leeds and back for about £20. I assume it works the same the other way round.

If not, there's always Megabus for a quid fifty each way.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I think I'd kill myself if I was in a bus for that long.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Sounds plausible

It cost me £32.50 to Brum from Sheff the other week! But that was travelling straight
away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ouch.
Luckily, I have a young persons railcard.
*flaunts money-saving youth*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# bah!
i have to pay full fare from liverpool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# At least £50!
But i'll book early! (sposed to be cheaper)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I can't book until I know if I can come or not.
Oh well, I can always sell my body for some extra cash.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# i'll probably be getting a national express bus
i'm fairly sure it's cheaper than the train.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I can probably flog you a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# yay!
wait, a pint of what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# SEMEN.
Or Guinness. Or whatever you like pints of.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# cider
it makes me drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Can do, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Yay!
Best of all the drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# best of all the drinks
that come in pints.
tequila, sambucca, aftershock, vodka, bacardi, these are all marvellous drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# You seem to be forgetting just about every other drink that comes in pints.
I have bad childhood cider memories.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i hate lager
mild and bitter are rank and guinness is evil. cider is light, fruity and refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Ahh love is!
I kinda fancied her!!


I WAS FIVE!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
#
that made me laugh hard
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *Phew*
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# YES!
THIS is what i'm talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# pfft
why were these once acceptable in newspapers, now it's all "BURN THE PAEDO CUNTS AND WHOEVER HAS A SIMILAR NAME - HERE AM THEIR ADDRESSSESS".

It's astounding how times have changed. I, for one, shall be resisting change, and shall be enjoying all over child porn cartoons when I wish, and if I am obstructed by law enforcement agencies, I shall be writing to my MEP.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# yeah, like who here has never been offered sweets from a stranger when they were a kid?
a stranger who has no alterior motive other than giving a kid some sweets
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# FEAR MY MASSIVE LINK
love is...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# A Last Second HAHAHAHAHA!
Before this disappears from the board...
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)