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# altogether now.... nomm, nomm, nomm, nomm, nomm

Bless the Hoffman and put on your 3d glasses now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# No teef!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha!~
add popeye pipe for extra comedic effect.

or don't... :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hoffman is a character actor
he IS the pipe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# That Hoffman, is there nothing he can't do??!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I believe he can't lick his own elbow
but I may be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ^this^ PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Fucking hell
I seriously may have to hide this. That's is REALLY disturbing me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# he's looking at you
and thinking about you in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *cowers*
*gibbers*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# he likes it when you gibber
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I find it hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# NEUMNEUMNEUM!!
In other news, did you get that wine i sent you?!

EDIT: I have this strange urge to say 'Birdie Num Num!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# no! I never did!
Has the postie nabbed it? :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
#

Shit mate you should have said!!!!!!!!!
I'm so sorry!
OK I'll get some new stuff to you ASAP!
You never said. I feel like shite now!
You did me a lully graphic as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I honestly completely forgot about it
no worries, I ain't upset or owt (other than by the lack of booze) don't beat yourself up for what is no doubt the Royal Mail's cack-handed fault.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah but you did me a lully graphic!!!
I'll get you some nice wine off soon coz the graphic was really nice and I appreciated it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# That's just brilliant.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Brilliant!
how do you get you anims so smooth? I take it you dont just do it all in imageready/photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# He breaks into Pixar and uses their stuff.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# luck I guess
and no, I'm not a fan of Photoshop, never used Image ready either. I stick with an old copy of Paint Shop Pro X and Animation Shop. (about £15 off Amazon instead of £500 for Adobe Wankbucket)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# pfft, I've always used wankbucket because its free from work.
I think I will look into 'buying' animation shop then
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# it's an old package that came free with Paint Shop Pro 5-9 I think
you have to buy it seperately now, but it can't cost more than a few quid, it's ridiculously basic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo-nderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# What software are you using to get your stuff so smooooth, Toasty?
and Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# *mops up pissage*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# The Devils very own software!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# AOL
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# He breaks into Dreamworks, and uses their stuff.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I have long suspected this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ok, listen carefully and pay attention
Paint Shop Pro to bust up the initial image, seperating it in to usable layers of head and jaw.
Then go in to 3DS MAX (a snip at £3000, cheaper free 3d packages like blender are available and just as capable of doing this)
Create a couple of planes, apply the images to both, then start chopping up the planes so that there are enough subdivisions to handle the deformation.
The next step is down to personal preference, you can either skin the geometry to a few bones or dummy objects and animate them or simply apply an FFD cage that you can animate the control points on. Either way animate the geometry to create the motion you want.
Put that in a pre-heated oven at Regulo 4 and then render it. Take that render, load it up in Animation Shop, strip out unnecessary frames, alter the frame rate, add your logo, crush it down to a decent number of colours and file size and save it out as a gif.

that answer your question?


apologies if you thought I didn't put any work in to these ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# But I've only ever used animation shop!
And all my crappy animations are fecking huge!
And when I optimise they look shite!
And I apologise for starting sentences with 'and'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# lot of mine look shite
so I make them 140 pixels wide and then double them up in html (type width="280" in the bit) That way you get 256 colours still
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Yep, and thanks :)
My mate in Beijing now has some shopping to do
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# CTRL-C
Open new document.
CTRL-V.

Weep because couldn't work 3DSMAX even after spending £500 quid on books. I did do a really good asteroid floating through space with added stock starfield effect.

Your animations are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Imagine what he could do with corn . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# :)
best animation ive seen in a while.

CLICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
special
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)