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# this is immature
and quite big so clicky

on an unrelated note, i saw two townie kids fighting today, so i watched and laughed cruelly.

edit - here is a picture of art garfunkel with two sets of eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# oooh,
check out the chat-up king
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# this could be the worst bandwagon ever
and the most obscene.
edit: and the most offensive to a particular board member if we're not careful.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# and
the most offensive to a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# I don't think
she's offended, what with her past career as a stripper.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)
# *newsflash*
woh.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# tis true.
well, the not offended bit.I can't really be bothered to be...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# You were being
vague, so I drew my own conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# nope
not a stripper, I have a clothed day job.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# I know,
I know. I'll stop now.
Bee,bonnet, you know me.
Anyway, time for home.
Byyyeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Can I stop
being your butler now?

I wasn't cut out to buttle
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# hmm.
this is bordering on obsessive. shall we stop before someone gets hurt?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I think that's wise.
Pep is lovely and I wouldn't want her to get upset and bar me from posting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)
# yes
please understand pep, we only did it so you'd notice us and talk to us...

(and because work is quite dull.)
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# she's got a
sore-one (geddit?)
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# ppssssssttt
it's pronounced sour-on
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# .
yes but that wouldn't have been hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
#
neither was that
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha.....er *cough*

no. I didn't find that remotely funny.

honest
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahahahahaha


but a beard like Saruman (sorry pep, just kiddin')
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# just mine?
I thought they all looked pretty much the same. Thanks and everything.
(from your name change I'm not suprised you didn't know...)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# it's been a very long time
since i was last near one. and she was a dickhead.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
# might be a while yet
?

I dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)
# yes.
it will be.
fucking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I'm sure you'll
get a woman...no, you're right. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# masurbating and crying?
it could be a long-term career, you know....
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:07, archived)
# [insert joke about saltiness]
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:10, archived)
# No,
I can't think of anything funny to say.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
# i think it's pretty much
played itself out. the joke that is.
*thinks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)
# hehehe
townies are funny.

except when three of them beat you up randomly
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:54, archived)
# was that a reference
to your friend who got stabbed? whatever happened with that anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)
# the one who stabbed him got a recommended 100
hour community service, the others got an 'action plan'.

That's justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# 100 hour service?
My school made us all do 75 hours when we were in year 7!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# exactly
so, if anyone wants to go out and stab someone to get their money, go for it 'cos it's less illegal than smoking dope.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# An action plan?
What was that, a bit of paper with 'Don't stab people' written on it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# something like that
and my mate still has scars on his hand and leg.

Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Ahaaa....
hahaa

Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SpamJockey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# let's not scare pep away kids
the board would fall apart without her.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# yes'sir
kiss ass :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Its like a junior school
you pick on the girls you like...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)