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# norty norty advertising people, gone dun did it without asking

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# You're one of those digital satirists that are all the rage now!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# am I?
*rages around room*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Yes.

Yes you are. Of you go now and work for the Guardian, there's a nice chap.


Talking of work, why aren't people giving me any?

Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# what a non news story, good luck suing lads, you'll need it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# perhaps this is more to your liking
www.hivessavelives.com/images/img_news6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# OMG!
an ad nicked a STYLE of singing...

Jesus...

/Boosh is not funny its wank blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# the third series wasn't funny
(except for Eels)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# And Zappa child
and pointing out which bits of her face came from her Granddad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I wish to be associated with the comments of the last speaker
/the one before toasty
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Talking of food,

I think I'm out of all the nice things to eat for lunch. The only thing left is an emergency pot noodle. :/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I thought the word 'emergency' was just taken as read with a pot noodle
people don't eat them through choice... Do they?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Er, no.


*shuffles feet*



*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# don't worry, I've been there too, soldier ;)
/many, many years ago, mind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Joseph, sir.
104% correct. The boosh is pants-on-head retarded.

/zero punctuation blog.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha!
i love him like a man loves a fine cuban cigar
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# 'ning everyone!
Right, I'm pretty sure that the Boosh didn't "invent" this style, they just gave it a stupid name.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Have they not got enough dollar then?
Shame.

I like the Boosh, don't get me wrong, but they seem to have totally fallen for what 15 year old fat girls are saying. Lads, you're not the second coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# morning princess
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Morning lovely
I shall be possibly a bit more acerbic than normal, I have major tumbly ache.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# i got some new tablets from the doctor
can't remember what they're called though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# pills?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I have been for three poos in two hours.
I know you don't want to know, but I want to tell someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# photos?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ooooh you are a bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hehehe
i know.

send them to the usual address under plain brown email packaging.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Shall do, sir, shall do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# excessive pooing concerns me
what was the consistency like?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Normal.
But owwww.

Bloody sweeties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# it had bloody sweeties in it?
i'd see the doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# *clutches tummy* owwwww.
I am a bit shaky, also. Someone come round and look after me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *rubs tummy*
*gives hot water bottle*

*soothes brow*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Multipoop
hi 5

I dun two
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Are you ill too?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Heroin Max?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# well, after all, the country IS run by 15 year old fat girls
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Yes.
And now I'm just off to listen to my Chemical Romance for my alloted 15 minutes.
(not really, joking. JOKING)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It's the Art of Noise 'Best Of' CD really, isn't it?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Daevid Allen's "crocodile nonsense poem"
could be said to be prior art
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# i thoght that when i saw it the other day
i just thought that they'd sanctioned it and run with the cash.

nawty adverts people.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# did anyone else notice this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Quick get the legal team!!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# TO THE LAWMOBILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# You do make me giggle an awful lot, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Ahhwwww blimey. I did a smile and I did a blush :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Well you do, and I thought you should know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# "Puppet uses similar torture methods to famous comedian"
*shock/horror*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :D
although needs more winehouse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# treehouse you say?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I did try that once, but it came out looking like Travolta
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I'm pretty fucking sure they didn't "invent" that style of 'singing'
infact I could upload a Barenaked Ladies MP3 that sounds closer to that Sugar Puffs advert...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)