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# chilli sauce
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Yay for (ke)Barbapapa!

/edit: I just got an email from a miss McCann

Re: last night

Just one small strip 10 minutes before the fun starts, and the Magic begins!
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# a strip of what?
beef?
=)
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# She doesn't say
but I'm guessing beef, yes
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# beef curtains.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# that reminds me of blobby
:)

Also I am home alone and bored - anyone know anything fun to do around the house?
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# too sore to wank anymore then?

(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I do idodododod
As an unemployed bum you have to be quite creative.

Checklist:

Rollup fags
Sleep til noon
b3ta
stroke the cat
wear pants, nothing else
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I would usually just be getting out of bed now(ish)
but stupid flatmate had to order some vinyl that doesnt fit through the letterbox
Dont smoke
dont have any pets here :(
my house is freezing - clothes are required

I did manage to draw a stickman in gimp tho

(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *collect dole
:-P
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# take off all of the couch cushions and build them into a standing structure (not a pile)
stand on a table or a chair then jump onto the top of the cushions. Repeat.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Yes this is good
i once spent an afternoon working out if the cube/poof/cat display unit was foam all the way down, it turns out yes. It IS foam all the way down.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# or use them to build a fort
and fill it with crisps and snacks
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# also good.
I found that the above was fun because I built a fort, then found that jumping on said fort was actually a bit more fun.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Our sofas are a pile of gay - no cushions :(
But that sounds like a fun idea
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hmmm
do you have thread and some heman/star wars figures? If so, attach thread to high things like curtain rails and attach other ends of threads to lower things like door handles or door stop. Then tie, for example, he-man's wrists with a piece of thread so he is able to hang from the long piece. Death slides!
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
again sounds like fun - but I am still in uni haus
so theres no old childhood stuff lying around
Ive just got 2 NES's that dont really work anymore
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# play Skate or Die
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I dont have that
And 90% of the games die halfway through playing gets really frustrating
Duck Hunt and gradius are always fun tho
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# And we are going to need pictures if he does this
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Mine are sewn to the couch.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Throw your gay couch out of the window
and see what happens next
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It would end up with this lot
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Film your couch landing on one of your broken NESes
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# You just wanna see a couch land on something
Don't you?
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Yep
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# good enough
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# oooo
Chaucer

Havnt read that in a while
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of
Disciplining your servants. Always a favourite in our household.
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I think I might get some
tradesmen in to show you their wares
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ^_^
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# That's mighty crazy.
*clicks*
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Thread deletion?
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# DON'T
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha!!!
slice 'em!
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yummy!
(, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)