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# Doh!


What will your fifteen minutes of fame be?
Perhaps you've already had it?
Perhaps it keeps you awake at night.
Perhaps you've never even thought about it.

Answers on a postcard or just below this if you like
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I've been on local radio
Advertising a show I was doing. That's about it though.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I think you're still owed 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I was also in the local paper aged 2 ish
My mum was campaigning against E numbers in foods
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# no more e numbers!
now they use chemical names again :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# They do - which is worse, in a way
It means I have to read labels more carefully
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# But Salt has an E Number,
all the e means is that it is a European Union accepted additive....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I'm not sure.
But it will end with "before turning the gun on himself."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Splendid.
Don't make it a school though, that's been done to death.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I was more thinking a small village library.
"What do you mean there's no reference section?"
*whips snubnose revolver out*
*sounds a bit like euphemism*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Can you do a Morrisons, please?
It'd be doing the world a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Have sex with Jim Morrison?!
No I will not, at any cost!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Well...
I was on Songs of Praise on Blackpool promenade when I was little...
I could also be seen in footage of a Welsh rally that was aired at midnight on some obscure channel. I was stood by the side of the road shivering.

I think that's all I'm getting tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# were you featured on songs of praise, or part of the 'flock'
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh, just part of the flock...
But I could be seen giggling slightly when the camera man knocked some little girl over the head with the camera...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# you are still owed 14 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# bad stuff probably
but i'd like to catch the first uk 60lb common carp
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*PANDAFAWN*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hello you sexy girl
you alright
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# yeah,
how are you lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# i'm splendid
did you get your job?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ^
*fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# awwwww
bless

i love you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# not sure, they said they'd ring me at the bgin of this week
which i assumed would be today as of the bank holiday, so if i don't hear from them tomorrow, i shall assume not.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# ring them, , if you didn't ask nicelywhy as you would like to improve your interview skills
bit of positive can help soften it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Have you been getting sober again?
I dont like sensible mongy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# psssh.
sober mongy is great, drunk mongy is great. all types of mongy are great.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i was on the naughty step yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# What did you do this time?
Shit in Princess Anne?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# That's a lofty goal Mongy! I wish you much luck!~

and one day hope to be able to say "I knew that man"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# it sure is a big ask
not sure one is even that big yet, might be one lurking somewhere, i will dedicate it to you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# GODSPEED!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I got into a newspaper once...
Although I wasn't named. It was because I went to my secondary school prom on a pogo stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Oh lord, this made me remember
I was in the local paper for walking the MacMillan Mile as The Emperor from Star Wars. I'd used a clay face mask for special effects makeup....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# 8 MINS INCLUDING THE eNUMBERS TIME
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Excellent
Tights over the face, or a balaclava?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ooooo choices, choices....
Balaclava!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# AK47 or bazooka?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# BOTH!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# "Man dies whilst inside anonymous female celebrity"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# an anonymous celebrity
is that even possible?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Therein lies the brilliance of the scenaro.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I was on telly
in 1981 disco dancing for the UK, I came 3rd, Ive also been on BBC radio Cambridgeshire, playing Didjeridu
(lordy lordy, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Nice!
Is it on YouTube?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Have my image on a milk carton . . .
refrigerate when not in use
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Mine:
Had E-mail featured on Brian May's website (and replied to by the man himself). Was regarding my testicular health.

Also got pic nicked by Nutz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# erm.... it's all about the bollocks with you eh?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *Teabags everyone
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Oprah raped me.
I meant, IS raping me.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hold out for more . . .
Moooooooooooooooolah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# They took my thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# My brush with fame?
Apart from being on Garry Bushells show a few times, I was once in the Nickelodeon Studios with Clarissa from Clarissa explains it all.

You newbies may know her as Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but she'll always be Clarissa to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# There is a photo of me and a goat in some small local paper
and the article insinuated I was deaf. That is all I feel like saying on this subject.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I had 90 minutes of fame
I was on the telly (in South Africa) in a music quiz.

3 half hour programmes. Got through the first round got through to the semi-finals and the final.

Did I win? :)
Edit: For a while afterwards I was recognised in public. That was a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I once beat Keith Chegwin at golf
i was 11 years old and picked to play on some one hit wonder CBBC sports program. I played the shittest round of golf in my life and still beat him. I was on Paul Chuckle's team :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)