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# can someone please tell me this is an April Fools joke:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7324273.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# It's an April Fools joke.
I'm sorry, I think I just lied :[
*offers box of tissues and a gun*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Updated at 11.59 so would still qualify...
If it is a joke it's in particularly poor taste though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Please god... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*kills TV*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Apparently Alexa Chung wants a Radio 4 slot.
Because she has so much to offer their listeners....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# alexa chung...
slot...


*froths at the mouth*

something about her does it for me. i'm sure you hate me now
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# She's essentially a pair of ratty skinny jeans and her boyfriend's opinions.
Pointless. Alright to look at, but still probably riddled with indie diseases.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# that's fair
but she has such a lovely face

she's just so pretty yet thick looking

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# dense, just the way you like 'em!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# She just gets to me.
I've got more charm, personality and charisma in one of my arsecheeks than she has in her entire body and do you see me on the telly? No.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i don't want to hear her speak or any of that shit
i just want to look at her pretty face.
and do wicked things to her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Set fire to her cervix.
I'll allow you to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# through friction?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Through a toughened glass tube with napalm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# as long as i get to come on her face
have i said too much?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# In her eye in her eye in her eye.
In both eyes. Rub it about a bit. Then set fire to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I've been on the telly
My video is still on BBC vid player
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Who is her boyfriend?
is he in a popular beat combo by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Probably.
Bet he wears hitops 'ironically'. Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Lars Ulrich
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That's a bit harsh, even for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Pah.
Riddims and tennis. What more could you want?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# A face that isn't on inside out?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha

/doesn't know who she is, but agrees on the Lars bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# is she the dull posh bint
that ended Popworld?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Aye. And I loved Miquita.
Miquita had sturdy legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# and can hold her drink
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# She's a good girl.
Plus she's friends with my lovely Amstell. I just want to mae him a cup of tea, nothing sexual. But I do adore him so. His spiteful little one liners make me so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Make your own show!
It's bound to be far better than anything on telly at the moment.

Edit: Hey! You edited your post, and now mine looks completely out of context!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Which post?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Your one above mine.
www.b3ta.com/board/8240498
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Fucking where though?
Where I'm talking about SkeeLo? I didn't edit that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# If she got a slot anytime between 7.00 and 7.15pm that's fine.
My wireless switches itself off for that period of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# titty bang bang
got THREE series!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# when will they learn?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# honestly?
i think never

twats
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# The BBC should just give up on comedy
now they've got Dave to put all their good comedy shows (and Catherine Tate but one bad apple does not a rotten harvest make) on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Two Pints had SIX!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i quite liked two pints
oh sheridan with your enormous wobbly baps
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Yeah, overwhelming desire to just plunge your head in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# both heads
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I've only got one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# sucks to be you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it is.*


*oh God pleae say it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# man, I hate those sweary chef shows
it's like, ffs, get over yourself
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ahem
"After the show's first instalment, Allen denied that some audience members walked out of the recording because they were bored"

in a different font, nawty wee bbc scamp there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)