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# Marylin Gnopsun
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(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# MUMMY! THAT TESTICLE IS STARING AT MY SOUL AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# these are so difficult to do.
have this:
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Wow
I thought you were being sarcastic but no one wastes a good woo on sarcasm, many thanks.

And HIGH COCKOLORUM!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# And you've got my 50ft badge! win.
Ok the basic technique i use to gnop is thus:

Magic wand around the features, cut to another layer, shrink and reposition
Pinch background layer a bit to get some coverage
Sample in the rest
Bit of blending

bob's yr small eyed uncle
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Yes!
It's all about gnops.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# woo
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(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# This is the most terrifying gnops I've ever seen.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Thanks
sweet dreams all, it's seed sowing time.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
I see your Heather Mills(?) and raise you my friend,

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Haha, it is Heather Mills as well.
I thought it was that annoying spoilt high pitched girl from big brother a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# :O
Oh yeah. Nicky?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Probably.
This looks quite similar to her normal face.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# That woman in the striped top
looks really familiar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Probably because it looks like that female comedian.
Of which the name escapes me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# No,
she reminds me of someone I know but I cant think who. I dont suppose she lives in London does she?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Pauline McLynn
who knew Mrs Doyle was quite sexy? G'wan.. y'would y'would y'would y'would Y'WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Do you mean
Helen Lederer?

edit - the face, not the hair, obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# No and also to above no.
I mean, upon some researching of Never Mind the Buzzcocks episodes, Lucy Porter

Although admittedly the photographed woman looks more mediterranean, in that manner which is genetically inlcined to stir my loins.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Ah, yes...
saw her at Edinburgh last year. She is rather sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Ah,
I always thought they were the same person, so Lucy Porter isn't Pauline McLynn then, ah well; Mrs Doyle, still would.
Bet she does a lovely breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# This is quite quite true, petite women are the sexy.
Especially if they look really tanned and Italian as above.

I've just been reading Dumas, and that has thrawls of Grecian princesses and beauties in it. Reading it was like taking a cheese grater to my brain and genitals simultaneously.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# ha!
Great Literature scratches the parts porn can't reach, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Indeed, it inflames those wants which we cannot truly have.
That said if a mysterious greek slave princess presented herself to me, it would be worth it purely because it is such an odd and surreal occurance.

Like if you were walking down Oxford Street and a knight in full battle dress challenged you to a duel. You wouldn't pass that up would you? Regardless of the fact that it is both anachronistic and a certainty of death.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# if only
we were still allowed to use the word "comedienne" which encapsulates "female comedian" in one elegant word. alas, we're not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# heh
he has a squishy face =]

looks thilleh...but funneh...

=]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# SHOPPED IMAGES ONLY PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# This is the best use of this source to date.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Sexiest, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# why thank you
(it was the first as well...micto and all the rest copied me)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Ning lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Have you seen Dave around anywhere?
*searches bushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# no, he's probably down the pub
chatting up the bar maids...bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# What a slag he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
i love the mouth on yours.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Here's a cheaty one.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Lord Of the Lemon Eating Ring
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I'd watch that
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# damn right
NIGHT B£TA
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)