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Could even have been in the 60 seconds image thing, if it had taken 60 seconds. Anyway, it probably won't get better than this. Goodnight to y'all...

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normix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

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(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

LOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

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(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

there's going to be a frenzy..... THE GATES HAVE OPENED!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

sorry

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

if it keeps in this thread maybe they won't get angry

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

thats all i got :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Well then, just keep dancing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

dansin attacts the mens!

Ok, I'm out, I don't have any more, who fancies some oxtail soup?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

Funky eyewear can help too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

:-P

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

Oh god you didnt listen to me about the gel, did you?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

er...

NSFW...

you are having a great night, man :D

edit: crudely drawn penis!! crudely drawn!!!

for example:
Full Throbment

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

GOD DAMN IT MAN I SAID FIRE

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

Fire? the engines!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Sorry, the ruskies got a cock into space 5 onths ago

It was in all the papers

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

it's ok, this is an old film, from march 2006

freedom wins yet again!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

God bless AMERICA

The AMERICA is in caps because its better than God

God is cool but he's no AMERICA

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

damn right, if he was that good he'd be an AMERICAN!

*hears patriotic music*

HOT DANG! I gotta chaingun a peasant village from a C130

that'll free the shit right out of them! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

hahaha

quality!
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

Hahahaha! I likes this!

V.good! Tehehe! *clicks*

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

slightly larger more colourful version

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Thanx! Am into space n astronomy n sci-fi so

this 'hits-the-button' in many ways (erm, except in a gay way! am hetero thru n thru) V.humourous!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

But tell me please, why purple penii? I presume

thats the plural of dick?! Is it an old B3ta meme thing? Seems to 'pop up' a lot, if you'll excuse the pun!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

yes, a "crudely drawn cock" (cdc)

is a b3ta meme, specifically, it should be magenta in colour

and each ball should have a regulation 3 pubes

also, when you get a touch pad, the first thing to be posted is a cdc containing the above features

edit: not touchpad, I'm forgeting words

ah, graphics tablet

that's it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

Its one of the finer traditions of B3ta.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

indeed!

it is the b3ta equivalent of a rich gentleman wearing a smoking jacket, sitting by the fireplace drinking port and berating the poor!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

Excellent! You paint such an distinguished image sir! (unlike these CDCs!)

Hmmm, magenta huh? Okie-doke, will remem that. And I was wondering what CDC stood for too, ta!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

learning is fun!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

I HAVE A GRAPHICS TABLET! Will

get to work straight away on a not-too-belated anim! Well, in the morning anyway. Its way passed my beddy-byes *yawns* Oops, excuse I.

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

YES!

Ive got F5-itus again :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

It's a graaaat big caaaaak! (sorry, can't do a 'cock'ney accent

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

It has been many moons since the last CDC thread.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

I only got pencilcock action now

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Do you do alt text for all your images?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

No?

Ok then.

And with that I am really leaving, for real.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

RLY!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

Yes, I missed it.

Nice hat! Cya, we'll play again anon.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

when I remember, which is about 90% plus of the time now

If a metacorporial entity offers to share with you his dismembered penis collection, politely decline. If you are a serial killing cannibal, you may agree, but remember not to eat any part of his collection, as it is considered a serious faux pas.'Amy Vanderbilt Complete Book of Etiquette, 3rd Edition'

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

hahaha

Tops!

I might start.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

yes, do it, it can cause amusement and confusion

and most people don't even notice :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

IT WILL BE LIKE A SUPER SECRET SECRET CODE FOR ME AND YOU.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

YES AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO KNOW ABOUT

BUT KEEP MUM AND IT WILL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET LIKE A DIRTY UNCLE WHO ALL THE FAMILY LOVE BUT ARENT AWARE OF WHAT HES DONE EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ALL ACTUALLY AWARE AND JUST DONT TALK ABOUT IT.

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

This is ACE! *clicks!*

Pure undulation-fellation! Tehehehe!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

Good Lord!

That was one of the first gifs I ever made! Nice to see it recoloured!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 4:59, archived)

This is the best of yours.

Yes, yes, yes and hard.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

Ta. The man is a cunt.

Did you see my pre-emptive 10k?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Where's David Bowie?

We have a cock-off.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

god I wish she'd do that to me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

She does that 'dong' [insert apt sound-effect here]

-thing sooo absent-mindedly! Nice one!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

nsfw

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

whoa i totally didn't see that cock there for a while

help! i am cock blind!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

Every year, thousands become sufferers of cock blindness, please donate all you can

/emotional radio 4 plea blog

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

If you've been affected by any of the issues discussed in this program please call the BBC cock blindness hotline

The number is shown here written on this cock

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

Could be fatal...

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)

GR&!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

yes he is now banned.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

This is a true story.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

IM NOT GAY BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY

HELP ME ABBEY!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

not funny.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

HE IS A SAD MAN WHO WISHES FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

HE WOULD LIKE A LETTUCE AND A RANCH DRESSING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

WALDORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

Hahahaha

I LOVE YOU DRACULA

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

so pretty.

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d d, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

Just a little bit nsfw

please stop posting and look at the faq.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr3DEMSgTrA&NR=1

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Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

isn't this a little bit NSFW?

magenta cdc = good
photo of stonking great hard one = not so good

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)