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# I thought he came round the corner on a Yamaha
before killing a kid and fracturing his balls on a dustbin lid
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# nope - that means nothing to me
he popped a wheelie over the sea of Honalee... frolicked in the autumn mist on a BMX, stuff like that. It's all there in that book...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
Jesus Christ. Super star.
Came round the corner on a Yamaha.
Did a skid. Killed a kid
Fractured his balls on a dustbin lid.



Maybe it was just at my school we sang this.. Didn't you go to my school, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# come on now
it's "Done a skid"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# shirley it's 'pulled a skid'
and it was a Jaguar when I sang it...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ever get the feeling you wish you hadn't started something...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# only a king sized Mars bar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
by the time you get to the end of it you wonder if it's actually a turd you're eating
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Also, "fractured"
doesn't scan at all.

It's "broke" or "bust" isn't it? I don't think that rhyme ever worked very well
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I went to Co. Durham's finest school for problem teachers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Jesus Christ Superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a bra.

We also sang this about Georgie Best.
Can't think why.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# and Eric Cantona
Ohh - Ahh - Cantona... and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# We had that one at my school too.
Also the one about postman pat.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Did you have the one about Popeye the sailor man living in a pot of jam?
Creative genius.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
#
My old man's a mushroom
He wears an orange hat
And when he isn't singing
He sits upon his mat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nah, the one I heard had him living in a caravan.
I forget where the song went from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# If I remember correctly, when he lives in a pot of jam,
it gets sticky and sticks to his dicky.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a caravan
I went to the city
and it was all shitty
I'm Popeye the sailor man


(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
#
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
and when I go swimmin'
I kiss all the wimmin
I'm Popeye the sailor man
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# ha ha - you were all such well behaved children
the popeye in our song did more than kiss the wimmins.. and they were naked!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah
You would have thought we would have come up with far filthier rhymes considering it was an all girls school. All that repression...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# ...
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
There's a hole in the middle so that I can piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Oh that is a terrible version. It doesn't even scan!
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Riding the streets on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Ripped his knickers on a dustbin lid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# "riding the streets"????
did you go to a girls-school?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# "came round the corner"?
I assume you went to an all-boys boarding school :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Jesus was the last one to come around the corner
so he had to eat the Yamaha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# you're all wrong
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven in a Jaguar
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Dropped his bollocks in a dustbin lid.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# this is probably some very advanced sociology we're doing here
we should receive funding from the ESRC
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# That's so shit, my rectum spontaneously prolapsed and combusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# That's one hell of a mental image right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# that is a good trick
although doing it more than once sounds complicated... and also - you're wrong. It's UTTERLY awesome and significantly better than anything anyone from outside of teh North East of England could think up... clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# HOW northeast exactly? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Wear Dale
'appen
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# oh
up there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# yup
/is rural . com
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)