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# I wish they'd do a steak and mushroom pud
as I can't stand kidney.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ^
HEATHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I like all steak pies...
But I like it when the pastry is all round, not just a crust thrown on top....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# fuck me, that pisses me off
the worst one I had was literally a small bowl with a tiny bit of meat in gravy with a square of microwaved pastry that had just been put on top separately

I mean wtf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# you should have shat on top and returned it to the waiter/waitress
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# This.
And then started idly throwing your cutlery at the other patrons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# there's an exceedingly finite amount of cutlery
is it acceptable to move onto condiments once this is exhausted or do you anticipate between 3 and 7 other patrons?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Condiments, plates, little vases, candles (especially if lit)
If the dessert cart comes around you can choose to commandeer and use as additional arsenal OR you can just overturn it and rub the waiter's nose in it screaming 'BAD PUPPY BAD PUPPY GET TAUGHT LESSON'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# YES! YESYESYES!
The bowl of runny stew with a biscuit on top is a travesty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I'm sorry - I ordered a pie,
not a stew with a frisby
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Me neither.
In fact anything with tubes. :/ Bleurg.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Pretty much this
except if it's ground up a la sausage or haggis. Then I'm fine.


Mmmm haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# STOP IT BEFORE MY STOMACH EATS ITSELF
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# but you can use the tube
to finish the gravy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Bah.
It's all in your mind.

You'll be turning down black pudding next, and that truly is the food of the gods.

Pure ambrosia, made out of congealed pigs blood and lard.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Fuck off.
All the black pudding's mine. If you've been eating it there'll be trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Scarfs sneaky slice
It's lully with grilled goats cheese and balsamic.

Ooo, apple chutney is good, too.

Or old faithful. Bacon, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Black pudding, fried egg, sliced tomato, bierwurst and tomato chutney sandwich.
Mmmmm-mm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ffs. I'm starving now.
And I finished my dinner an hour ago. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *rumblerumblerumble
gah, feeeeeed meeeeeee

PIES AND PUDDINGS AND BACON AND ALL THESE THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
fried scab.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# beef and onion for the lady?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Humnahumna you know how to talk to women, Sachs, you really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# smooooooooooooth
that's me
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I must spend far too much time on teh interweb
As that sounds so rude to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# bit of ox tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)