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# This needed to be posted . . .
WASHINGTON (AFP) — Steaks out of a test-tube? The animal rights group PETA is putting up a million dollar reward for anyone who by 2012 can grow in-vitro meat that looks and tastes like the real thing.
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A team of 10 PETA jurors will taste the entries to make sure they match the texture and flavor of chicken, and they must score at least 80 out of 100 points to win the prize.

what I want to know is - how the hell do these guys know what meat tastes like?

Hmmmm - definitely sounds dodgy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# talk is that way ==========>
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# <========== or that way
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# thats the long way round
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# *rotates map*
Ahhh. Yes. I see now.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Well I don't know about you,
but I have an extra gained message.

Oi! Mrs funny QOTW woman! Cock off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# and here's my answer to you Redsushi moron . . .
I don't see everyone here adhering to the "theme" of this board, so unless you're a mod, or The Almighty, go to hell.

Get a username that sounds like it might be English, then you can tell me to cock off . . .

In the meantime, go fuck yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)
# HE AT LEAST FOLLOWS THE FAQ YOU STUPID BITCH
NOW FUCK OFF BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND STOP PUSHING OUR NICE PICTURES OFF THE BOARD
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# the talk board is for talking
the main board is for pictures and talking about pictures.
the colour "red" is an english word.
the sentence "and here's my answer to you Redsushi moron..." makes no sense grammatically.
please don't post stuff where its not wanted. it gets peoples' gander up and gives us the arse. we do not want the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# You seem angry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)
# still love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I would never dream of following an unfluffy path
At least, not after seeing that. Snowballs make me weep.
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)
# ethical treatment of animals doesn't preclude eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# how ethical are PETA anyway
it seems I see more comments on the net about how they are assholes than anything else
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# mainly for their euthanasia policy.
I'm a no-kill supporter, myself.

CAUTION: THERE IS A PICTURE WITH SOME DEAD KITTENS ON THIS PAGE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_for_the_Ethical_Treatment_of_Animals#Policy_on_euthanasia
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# well, there are stories that I read on occasion
I have no way to know if they are true, but I've seen it claimed that some of the more "overactive" peta folks are reputed to just go trawling about looking for pets to remove from their evil owners

every organisation has it's crazies and I don't have a hard time believing it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# why would i do that when there's perfectly good animals for me to eat just lying around already.
i mean really, they're right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# look at them
all lying there

in a tasty pile

smeared in gravy

look at them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# lying there in a tasty pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)
# oh god, I need to inject a cow with chocolate and deep fry it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)
# THERE'S NOT A JURY IN THE LAND THAT WOULD CONVICT YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)
# hell, they could join in the feast
if they bring their own cow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)
# also a million dollars is nothing to anyone who access to the science require for in vitro meat
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# also, a colossal waste of resources, comparing to growing vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# And then just feeding those vegetables to animals.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# OH FUCKING WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# alrite penisapple
Hows things
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# NO SO BAAAD
Just tidying the kitchen again.

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Hungry
Very hungry
and I has no food
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# ahoy you got them mp3s yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Oh snap
I'll do them in a sec.
I take it you mean high/mid/low pitches

Rather than EQs

Because I can't fucking EQ in this tracker.

I might faff around in reason with it and remix it a bit MEESELF.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)
# yeah thats cool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# aww
*huggles the internet*

I have to be nice to it. It keeps fucking up.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# This is actually a great idea
And obviously they would know what meat tastes like, by tasting meat.
(EddieEddie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# PETA wouldn't support people making test tube animals.
And saying that they will put up 1 million dollars will make people try harder, and if the results are good, they're fucked.

PETA don't eat meat do they? So why would they be bothered about the taste anyway. They don't like killing animals at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# well they're about ethical treatment
so long as the meat is cared for they have no massive gripe
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I'm sure there are a couple of meat eaters around
whose opinions they could solicit for the panel

I, for one, welcome our artificial meat overlords... it's all processed to hell anyhow these days
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# FUCK OFF


TALK OR QOTW
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# People Eating Tasty Animals
yum
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# this needed to be posted elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:52, archived)