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# Ducks....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# oh god..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Haha!
Have a tenuously related pea....

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# FUCK!
OW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# have this 2-layer spang:
spaspangng
One for you, and one for the OP.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *thinks*
*gets it*
*lols*
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Can someone please
de-ris me
(Stoopid_Faaka, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *pantera blokie*
TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO......HEY HEY HEY TWO TWO HEY TWO

Ning all. I'm actually going to throttle one of my staff, if he comes back to work. No fucking END of trouble has he gone and got me into.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# eep
*sends out hugs*

have a good throttlin'
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Seriously, angriest I've been all year, probably.
I am absolutely fucking furious.

*hug* not with meats though. Never with meats.

Mmmmm extrawurst sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# yay I gets a hug
:D

think happy thoughts innit, life's too short for all the crap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# This is all fodder for my rowing and sit ups tonight.
Then some nice calming yoga.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# BAD RAPE HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Not even with yours, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# OW :(
*jumploves*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# You wouldn't want him anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# You're damn right.
Chin up, sweetpea. *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I'm much cheerier now.
Surrounded by LOVELY people. Well, e-Surrounded.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *orbits*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# PHWOAR
best moon ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# incompetence or idiocy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Both.
And to make matters worse he's got a bloody degree in business management.

I fucking don't and OH LOOK I don't bollocks up everything.

*seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ah..
I won't say anything then as it'll just make you m ore angry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Nah go for it.
I'm calming down due to judicious application of tea, sarnie, b3ta and a joyous hour to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# exactly the kind of muppet that gets promoted to their level of incompetance
and ends up on 70.. 80... and more and more K per year while berating the competance of everyone who actually does the work

and then there's the fucknuggets doing postgrad business stuff and they can barely tie their own shoelaces without electrocuting themselves
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I've got no degree
no nothing, just a pointless NVQ, some A levels and a lot of experience (although am still quite a rarity in our firm, management do tend to be quite a bit older than myself and two other girls on my team).

You're right though, give him a few years and he'll be on four times the salary I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# and his secretary will be doing his job for him
meh :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Unfuckingfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# c'est la vie, innit
if you can, I'd advise getting a degree, to anyone really

it makes a somewhat arbitrary difference
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah, the day I can afford to take time off to do it
is probably the day I retire anyway.

Eventually I'll go part time, hopefully, and go and do my Anthro degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# yeah :/
it's pretty fucked up all in all

ah well, at least you have us to amuse you :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *thanks the Big Man for small mercies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *squeaks like a little mercy*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ^this
im studying engineering to get a better paid job...untill i found out that i need to earn a fucking Masters Degree to qualify as a European certified engineer...

im now going to leave uni with over 27K in debt

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Bloody England.
Where shall we all move to? Holland or Germany?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Spain.
In particular, Tarifa.

It's nice there.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Noooo too hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Not really.
It's quite windy there. It'll keep you cool. Well, cooler than the 45 degree inferno of a couple of miles inland.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Possibly then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# crikey
still, if you are crazy enough a years' working in the joyful haven that is saudi arabia for some random oil/death company will pay it off



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
#
he's got a bloody degree in business management nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *fonzie fingers* exactamundo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Degrees in management....
a neat excuse for having no common sense or wit whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yes, most definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# sadly it qualifies you to earn tens of thousands more than everyone else
it's scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hey! We've got one of those as well!
He got a first class honours degree no less...

He is a spud.

I sympathise deeply.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# How the fuck does it work?
That'll teach me to hire temps based on qualification.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Well...
it's difficult though. They're theoretically got a bit of paper that says they can do something...

Thing is, I've got a music degree, but there are untrained musicians out there a squillion times better than I am...

Paper. It makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Hang on,
Right, now I've got a bit of paper saying that I've got a degree. I'm going to go and waggle it at my boss until she pays me a decent amount.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Keep us posted on the results.
I predict a salary boost of between 10-100%
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# This sort of thing is exactly why I quit permanent work.

I'm sick and tired of having to deal with people that are an utter waste of biomass and yet think that because they're a manager, they're somehow more important than people that actually do the work.
People that think that managing is a skill are fuckwits. Dealing with other people is exactly what humans are fucking well evolved to do. It's the whole point of being human. And yet these people think that going on a course or whatever makes them some sort of fucking people genius.

The sad news is that the contract market is dead, so I might just have to go back to permanent work again. :( *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I struggle through.
Meh, it's just a job. Means to an end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# rape of
the incorrect orifice?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# That'd be easier to sort out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# what happened?
cos i cant imagine an incorrectly placed cock would make you this happy angry!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Idiot who works for me has made several major fuck ups
not told us when it could have been sorted and is now not here for me to shout at.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# sounds like me the day i left
i worked in a call centre as 1st line IT support and started telling people

"what the fuck do you want me to do"

"you're to stupid to own a computer"

"its not my problem"

"hello, gay UK"

"YOU'VE FUCKING BROKE THE SHITTING INTERNET"

and leaving someone on hold for 4 hours then telling them "you have to buy a new computer" was just amazing!


i hated my job :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Quit then, don't get the company and your manager into trouble.
Because I'M now in trouble because of this. Clients don't care whose fault it actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# haha
dubious puns ftw
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)