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# Ever Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Are you sure you have the right website?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# This is the video shop.
He wants next door *resumes watching porn on the counter telly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Wotcha wow
How's you and the manwife?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# 'Ow do, sir
We're bonza, you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# similar with bonzariocity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Fabulous work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Captain!
*lewds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Trelly!
*rudes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *acts entirely inappropriately*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *films*
*sells*
Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *covers eyes*
*peeks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# That's all a matter of opinion.
I'm probably the wrong person to decide whether things are inappropriate or not.

However Mr Trellis does look like he's about to punch me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Really must ask him how he'd feel
If I were to smoosh you at the bash
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *isn't allowed to play with girls*
Hmph. I just have to gaze at their crotches and rock quietly.

3. Bloody. Years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
#
has never played with girls
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# :O
I'm tempted to just get in trouble so you can have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'm sure Mr Trellis won't mind
Too much
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# It's a very different experience.
Mr Wow will. Terribly much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Aw, poor Mr Wow
Jealous?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Even if you invite him to play?
How queer!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I'm not sure.
Doesn't tend to be talked about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
#
Is he attending the bash?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# No. I tend to fly solo on these things.
Otherwise I'd spend all my time introducing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Snap!
*highfives*
*sits in corner and cries a bit*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# O_O I cannot look away
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# quickstop?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *giggles*
Nicely done :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# grammar cat
is watching you punctuate.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# YES!

(not an answer to your question, but an exclamation in support of correct spelling and grammar)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# You're a slut for language, Waspy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# language is my mother, my sister, my whore, my mistress
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# are you from the deep south?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Isle of Wight?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Deeper!
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# underneath the isle of wight?
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *thrusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# my papa, uncle, brother called her "language" cuz he thought i sounded purdy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# My complimentary moist lemon scented cleansing square or handy freshen up wipette.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# the softy downy growth of a mediterranean girl's moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# A half forgotten childhood birthday party.
Language is the hulk of a charred panzer.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# the warm trusting feel of a damp nappy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# It's cobwebs long since overrun by an old wellington boot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# damn i was about to use that one
It's the soft rain of dust that falls into a shaft of morning light as you take from an old bookshelf a half-forgotten book of erotic memoirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# It's the damp trusting touch of a leaking nappy.
This could go on for ageeeees
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# i've got it on now :)
stephen fry rules
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# that sounds so filthy
marry me
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# It is my business
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Good it makes you so moist then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# STOP! Grammar Time!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Splendid!
Now I must steal away from whence I came.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# are you waiting
for someone to point out the redundant 'from'?

*points out*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# DIS NOT LOLCAT. ENGLISH TO GOOD
It is however:

I do like your lolcat though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Apart from the comma between spelling and and
it is grammatically correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# oxford comma
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I put the Comma in there for a pause.
F-ing M'soft Word 'Spelling and Grammar' didn't question it when I used it to check!..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
i do approve of this laugh-out-loud cat.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)