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# If I were a Rich Man....
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Hello!
Want to make friends? then please shink your filesize just a tad . . . thanks

and have a Woo!


(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)
# achtung.
Seig heil, donna und blitzen pig dog. ve hav ways of making you talk, Aaarrrggghhhhh!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Thass racist that is!
;D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Ning Aunty!
How do?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)
# 'ello!

EDIT: Where the hell did Lee Majors disappear to!? I was just about to reply


(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:32, archived)
# sorry!
replied to wrong person - you must have refreshed in the 5 second window it was there!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)
# 'ning Mr. Hat
Here's one you'd be proud of, but not worth its own thread
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
THERE it is! C];0D



(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)
# and I thought mine was bad!
heh heh!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)
# FRIENDS ARE OVER RATED
DO

NOT

LISTEN

TO

HIM!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)
# unless they come with benefits
*plays two up*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Two cup?
Ning Awl
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)
# It's ANZAC day in gawdzonecountry
so Aussies all have a big piss up and play a coin tossing game called two up. where you flip two coins at once, try and call both, you can't call evens.

Some Aussies even go for the massive pissup near Suvla Bay. It's a great way to remember the fallen, get drunk and dance and desecrate memories by pissing on people's graves.
/annoyed by ANZAC day becoming too much of a party.
(edit) oh you're taking the mickey with a cup joke, whoops, well have the rant anyway.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Whenever....
Someone mentions the Aussies I immediately think of 2 things. Winning the Rugby World Cup and Fosters, Which leads to Beer which leads to tonight which leads to central London which leads to Women + Beer + FUN :D Woo Hoo
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)
# I'm sitting at home in the dullest place in the antipodes
with very little hope of pulling women even if there some here. Then you mention a terrible beer, a world cup loss (at home to some stupid twerp who hasn't has a significant contribution since).

Although, when I think of Poms and sport I think of the recent 5-nill Ashes drubbing that you copped.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)
# I love to refer to Australians as bloody convists
Even though we shipped out all the petty thieves and their families
and kept all the rapists and murderers
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)
# We like to refer to English
as soap avoiding whinging pommie bastards
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
# That's me
you inbred salad dodger
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)
# bloody stuck up earbasher. youse mob's towels are drier than a dead dingo's donga.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Pommie Bar-steward
/childhood radio blog
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Whenever anyone mentions Australians I am torn:
Kylie or Danni?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Natalie Imbruglia
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Wood
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# melissa george
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I'd do both
and at once
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Not Sure about Kylie
gone a bit downhill since she was ill

but still
Wood
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Germaine Greer?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Anyone for Mel Gibson
Thought not
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
# SEPPO!!!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Arf!
Very good :)

But the file size should really be a little smaller in all honesty. It is generally held that a still image should be no larger than 50kb and animations 250kb.

But woo anyway :)

Ning all!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Sowwy
I will make sure future postage will be below 50kb
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)
# I think we'll survive the extra 14k
:)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)
# 14kb is a bit pissy to argue this much about
what does everyone do? right click and check every filesize?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)
# it's the b3ta equivalent of
leaving your wheelie bin slightly open
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)
# it seems like a wheelie bad idea
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)
# that pun was rubbish
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)
# probably bin done too
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:43, archived)
# I refuse to join in
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:44, archived)
# why is trash talk not good enough for you.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)
# So
He must not want to 'WASTE' his time.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:50, archived)
# all these throw-away comments make me sad.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Enough!
Or I'll have to Dump this thread
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)
# can i tip you over the edge
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)
# You need to put a skip in your step




TJ programe about DC COMICS on radio 4 now
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# yYou're so Fly (tipper)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# We're gonna end up scrapping

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)
# My girlfriend's name is Deb(ris)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)
# So does she
Give you alot of trash talk ?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# i'd put the radio on but it's no doubt going to be chock full of spoilers
or something
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# no, but the image size is large and
but the image size is large andhe posted an animation yesterday that was a bit big. The point is that I'm on restricted bandwidth here and there's no need to make this image over 50K. Also I couldn't have asked in a much nicer more polite fashion so ANY MORE OF THIS AND I SHALL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECKHOLE! C];0)


(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:44, archived)
# I think I love you
nobody has ever wanted to be that kinky with me before
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Too be fair to the person /\
He did ask nicely and I have only started posting here lots so I am happy to take constructive criticism.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)
# actually I'm annoyed that when ever someone posts
something at about 14kb over, a HEAP of people jump in and reply filesize related comments. It's annoying. That said, I don't like seeing people abuse the faq, but 14 kb is just a little petty. Especially when some people get away with posting 75kb images all the time.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Aah early morning Board Nazi political debate
just can't be beat ;)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)
# my blood pressure is going up
and I DON'T LIKE TEA OR JAFFA CAKES1!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# There there - calm down...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# hums chocolate biccies
Tim-Tams

Makes me laugh somewhat....
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Tim Tams
Your For'n aren't you?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
# for'n?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)
# As in not from this country... For'n
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
# ah yeah
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I've got ginger nuts
But if the money is right I can Make them Gary Baldys
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Joke time.....
Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff. (NO NOT THAT CLIFF) boom boom TISH.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *actual size
'ningles peeps and woo.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Ning all.
TJ/Question - who the hell is this, and why has the night shift embraced him to such an extent?



Much obliged...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:51, archived)
# YOUR MUM!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I suppose I deserved that
;p
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Yes
Yes you did!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)
# he's on some of these
www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/500m_row
edit : StickFigureNinja found a random picture on pbase www.b3ta.com/board/8311364
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)
# O_o
...and his neck is where?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)
# he's just another silly meme oohhhhh whoaaaaaa whoooooo
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)