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[challenge entry] Bindun? - Testicles

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(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# pffft
re: your sig, yes, but not very often
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Then you are a very lucky man
PS I still laff at the 50ft Wogan....
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# lucky?
also, ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# You must be getting it often
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# ...or i masturbate in other locales
after all, if i try and use the internet in the shower, it tends to break
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# As an incidental,
while you're being flattered, everybody loves the t-shirt.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 5 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Men don't masturbate because they're not getting sex.
Men masturbate because they enjoy wanking.

One doesn't stop eating chicken just because steak is available.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I like steak
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# and never, ever in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# good heavens no
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# big mistake
i'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Goes all kind of plasticky, if I remember.
Either that or my ex= Bishop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# so i'm told
sorry i wandered off to watch the blessed on youtube and now i'm buggering off althogether.

i'll catch up on the ailment that inflicted you the other day, when we no doubt cross paths in the morning.
nite nite all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Night sir
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# It looks like a nebula
is foamy space.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Eeeenterestink.
Whilst I was in the bath today a wasp came in. I acted like an allergic 9 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *loves walking in in the middle of a conversation*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *loves the smell of queef in the morning*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *googles*
O_O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# It's a quote...
Rip Torn, Dodgeball
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# i don't have baths
i'd rather have a shower and then relax on the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# the last flat I lived in that even had a bathtab
 
you wouldn't even have wanted to take a bath in.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# my bathtub is like that
I really need to clean it one of these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I once took a shower in a council house
I prayed the water would flush away -
alas i had to fish someone elses
matted soapy pubes oh and of course broken glass -
i nearly puked on myself!!!
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I really wish I weren't eating right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# who washes themselves with glass
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# ha!
she's giving his thomas a hardy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# hoho
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:46, archived)