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# After another spectacular rendition of 'Fog on the Tyne', Gazza ponders on exactly where it all went wrong..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Ok.. Ok.. one more and that's it !


PS: Woo to your post Riddler
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# and she's washing her hair tonight
if you ask her out for a drink

and she gets annoyed by 'TITS OR GTFO'
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha...
"That's not very nice – why don't you ask me a question instead?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Are you just uncovering someone else's corporate humour?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Air of Mystery™
The fragrance that hides anything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Smells like tuna to me...
*is appauled by self*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Now available dolphin friendly™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# That's a funny looking 'dolphin' you've got there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *tries to think of 'dorsal fin' joke*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# where's the blow hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Yes, it does rather...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# :)
you win prizes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# YESSS!!!!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Heh...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I saw this the first time and chuckled merrily to myself. :)

I then opted not to show it to the inlaws and fob off my laughter on something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Haha, yay =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# She says it's rude to turn your back on people
When you tell her to turn around and bend over...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# You asked: Do you have a boy friend
Lisa says: Boyfriends are not something that virtual assistants like me really think about.

I think I may have hit a nerve there
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# she doesn't have children
but she will not say wheter she lives in Austria
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Lisa says:
I'm here 24 hours a day, 365 days a year... A babysitter would cost a fortune!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# :D
IMPORTANT QUESTION: IS IT TOO EARLY FOR A PINT OF CIDER AND GARDEN SITTING?

EDIT: THANK YOU ALL, I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# no. never
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Is it too early for my company to install any windows in the building?
Yes, apparently so... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# No windows?
D'oh, that sucks. I used to work in a place with no windows.

It's really bizarre when you go in in the morning and it's bright sunshine, then later when you leave it's gloomy and raining.

Or dark.

Or any combination of the above.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# It's gone 12:00, please, be my guest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Lisa says:
"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you please rephrase it for me?
I find it easier to understand short sentences and keywords."
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# The sun is well over the yard arm sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# LOL Mental illness!
Second only to forced incest in the chortle stakes

/moral high ground blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:56, archived)