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[challenge entry] A yo yo yo

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Now there's something I want to see in the morning
while eating breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Could be worse . . .
*flashes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Yipes!

morning David
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:59, archived)
# *jiggles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:00, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:00, archived)
# *robs*
*abuses*
*sells to pimp for more abusing*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Ah cheers
These dutch boys have stamina
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I feel so used now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# is that not Pete Burns?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I think it's Dave Bruises
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Hank Chafes?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Could be
or Mike Papercuts
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I've seen him with Philip Blisters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Wayne Scrubs


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Doesn't burn quick enough for my liking
unlike my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I'm not sure
Very similar though. Both butt ugly. Mornin' Toast, have you cleared out Play.com yet? You clever tinker you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# no, it's a slow process
I foolishly bought everything I wanted before winning the vouchers. And you can only use one voucher at a time, so there's no buying of massively expensive things to be had :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Curses
Those tinternet voucher fiends
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Ooo er...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I don't believe her
I detect the distinct smell of edam and grilled chicken breast
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Haha...

* Grilled chicken breast ????
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:15, archived)
# ^ this O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# She looks like she has an itch
Good Ning all
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# you are obsessed with niffy crotches
mucky man!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Just Crotches really
Any
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# underware?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# don't worry
it's shareware

and ning
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 7 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Lisa says:
* Fucksocks! Never mind, you know what I am saying even if I can't spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ah ha haha ha ha
I love her expression when you say something inappropriate to her.

Edit: After further experimentation, I must congratulate the progammers of Lisa on the excellent choice of phrases that she finds offensive. Suffice to say that she is only cross with you if you place the words Wound, Axe and Hairy in the most pertinent order.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Wed 7 May 2008, 9:38, archived)