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[challenge entry] Like all the best chefs. He sees with his mouth and eats with his eyes

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(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Bit early for that isn't it?
*chokes on tea*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:01, archived)
# just look at that fat bastard.
eating our foods, stealing our women's lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Do these count?


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Which is apropos of his 'eye' reminding me of this:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Trevor Eve?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Would

With hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Angela Lansbury WAS a fox in her youth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Which of them do I have to sew up to make him stop talking?!

That is disturbing on many levels, but extremely well done. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:02, archived)
# That is genuinely unsettling.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Can I take this opportunity to say how nice your boris clip is please?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# ^
This. With brass knobs on!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# ^this^
Tis truly wondeeful
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# i concur, i've just seen it.
i would also like to express my liking for the image that heads this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# This is very disturbing


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Not exactly what I was hoping for as the first post to see...
...but have a woo for effort anyway!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# aww!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# sweet suffering fuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Ning chief.
If you're handing out boxes of tissues at Glasgow Central this morning, can you do us a favour and hand out a few brooms and tell them to get back down here and clean up after themselves please?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# haha it was bliss this mornin' watching them shuffle out the station with their angry bitter wee faces :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Thats fucking horrible
And by horrible I mean hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# CORINTHIAN CHEF
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Sweet shuddering fuckitty, that's good but scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# KILL IT!
Kill it with turkey twizzlers!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# thats genuinely frightning :'(
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:42, archived)