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# I've trained me ape
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Oh yes oh yes oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:15, archived)
# ^ very much what the Cap'n said
Also:
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Wotcher petal.
I'm on for another few minutes until this extract facility decides to stop fucking about and just give me the spreadsheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# 'lo lully!
I'm free to spaz about as much as I want today, coz I's off sick, innit?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# You lucky boy!
Ill or 'ill'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Well I felt really ill this morning, and I still don't feel at my best, but I'm better than I was...
...I'm forcing myself to get better coz I'm off to Amsterdam tomorrow to see Keith Caputo \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Keith Caputo!
Nicely. I remember seeing LoA live a few years ago and he got upset because he was trying to do a couple of acoustic songs and plebs were screaming 'PLAY SOME FUCKING HARDCORE' over them.

To be fair, it was a shit gig. Fony and Breed 77 supporting *winces*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Oof O_o
We saw LoA in Dusseldorf last year, with Drowning Pool, Devildriver and Spoiler NYC supporting, it was one of the best gigs of my life =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I'd watch Devildriver, even if Farfara does need a punt occasionally.
Not heard of the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# It's the bass player from LoA's punk band. They were really good ashally
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Oooooh nicely.
Next gig I go to is probably the Glade festival for some electronic buggerment. Seasick Steve near the end of the year, though.

Also: I am now off. BYEEEEE mister *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Wotcha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Bonjour mon ami!
*manhugs*

Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Aye!
You an' yours?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:23, archived)
# We're braw, ta!
I'm off work sick today, but feeling much better than a couple of hours ago, so it's all good \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# sick or on the skive?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# 'ning Blokington Squire!
'ning B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Oi oi Sonic!
How's tricks?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I've fixed my guitar, so tricks is damn good!
Can't wait to go to Ireland on Sunday though...

How's yerself (apart from ill)?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I agree heart-holedly
also nings
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Nings sir.
Your name reminds me of Lloyd and.... Jeff...Daniels.... in Dumn and Dumber. Singing the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# are you being taken from behind while on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Is there another way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# of being taken while on b3ta? or just of being taken?
for the former - only if he's willing to hold the laptop, for the latter, well, there's probably a few books you need to read.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
I very much think I've probably read them already.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# although the only one you really need to read is "The More! 'Position Of The Fortnight' Compendium"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# heheheh lovely



chimp is not monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# duly corrected
/allows pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# That's the shit
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Are you planning on producing many of these simians?
I would like to place an order.
(oh, and *click*)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# oh nuts... I need a mop - mindpissage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *places order for monkey butler*
*-cleeeeek-*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# So you have.
Have you also trained it to do "extras"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# yes.
he can also spank it. If that's what you're after
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ey oop, Waspy
WaspyI dedimacated Boris to you up there . . . seeing as you're SO keen on him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ning Dave
a suitable Boris reply is on it's way from the pit of my gall bladder...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# rubrubrubrub
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# STOP!
I think it's dry now!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Pfffffffff
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# HERE IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# That´s about as glassy as a cock can get.
Still good though.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Sorry,
this looped image of an ape drying a kitten has existed for ages - have you just turned it into a .gif and added a TOAP?

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wAqNN-Dic
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# your detective skills are amazing
please, elaborate
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:42, archived)