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[challenge entry] Lunchtime!

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *readies killing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Definitely, without a doubt
I would definitely definitely love to make sex to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# The logistics of such an enterprise
intrigue me.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# If you've got the cash I've got the footage.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 11p?
bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I think the very first thing
would be to find a bag to put over its head.
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# preferably a sickbag (used)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# KILL IT WITH LENOR
brilliant- made me think of this (possibly nsfw due to man's bot bot):

www.lifelounge.com/resources/GALLIMAGE/french_AIDS_ADS.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# KILL IT WITH LEONA LEWIS
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# but Lenor is SOFT AND KIND
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Like Michael Palin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
he's so nice, even Hitler couldn't disapprove
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Palin is the anti-Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Now that would be a fantastic sitcom
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# "Blummin' Nazis!"
"Blummin' Nice Guys!"

It could be like Upstairs Downstairs
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Now look here, Hitler, you can't leave your dishes...
I AM ZE FURHER! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!...*storms off*

Oh, dearie me...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Someone did make a pilot for one once, I've seen it,
Hitler living next to some jews, done in the style of a '50s merkin sitcom, and no I'm not joking.

I laughed...

*edit* I googled it, it was called 'Heil Honey I'm Home' and was apparently actually aired!

*edit edit* www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbj9otRPdiM
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# i made it as far as the music
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I've never got aids from eating a girl out
and I don't expect to get aids through my back.

These adverts just make me not want to fuck a scorpion.

If I did fuck a scorpion, I'd be more likely to wear a flak jacket than a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# you should send this letter to the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# they wouldn't take it
not enough immigrants
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# bloody immigrants
coming over here, outraging our thickos
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# You wouldn't get AIDS by fucking a skanky whore with AIDS either
You might get a virus that causes AIDS to develop though.. :D

/aidspedant
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I presume as ladies have a penchant for bleeding profusely thru their sex organs now and then,
that getting HIV thru oral is a possibility, tho, is it?

/curious
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Presumably only if you had a cut in your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# you missed an N
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *bows
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# it requires direct bloodstream entry according to most SCIENCE opinion
so ingestion of semen and blood, if there are no open wounds, is unlikely to lead to AIDS, as the stomach can break it down.

Ooh, there's an idea, I wonder if anyone has tried using hydrochloric acid to cures AIDS... *patents*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# o_O
everyone knows that internet aids can be caught at any moment from any source.

thank you for the biology lesson nonetheless. I will try not to get AIDS as it would interfere with my enjoyment of HIV.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# you are terrance higgins
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I love those ads :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ^this
visually striking aint they.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# well, if gigantic insects* fuck humans
they've only got themselves to blame if they catch aids

*and arachnids, for the fucking pendants
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# These look lovely, but I would question their efficacity, I doubt anyone would think far enough beyond the imagery to get the point,
but marvelously done.

Such dirty soles on that man tho, tut tut...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# do bear in mind
it is a french advert though :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# eww yes, hadn't spotted those..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Well, at one level, it's associating sex with creepy crawlies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I was just about to say time for tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I have no milk
or i would join you.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I concur in this statement
*off to obtain a cuppa*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I recognise him
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# This...
is f-ing hilarious. I nearly choked...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# you're gonna need a bigger hammer
she does appear to be about 95% chitin, doesn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Woo!
Her other half is a bit odd too...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# oh hai Popular Homunculus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# the word homunculus
always makes me sing it at least twice inside my head to the tune of "howay the lads"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I used him first!!
probably...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# he's got a MANGINA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# My original idea was that that thing's head was the bulge in his panse on the original ad picture,
hence he must have no bulge here as it was being aired, and perhaps interestingly removing his bulge was way harder than adding Mr Mutant.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *starts the reactor*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Well...
You know shes bloody deadly.
Her tail is MASSIVE... and her arms and pinchers are weedy and skinny.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Reminds me of the Lucifer comics
Jin en mok, or something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I am the mutant. I am the doom which was foretold.
You reckon she's going up in the world, then?
(davywavy, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)