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# Illustrated Lyrics...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# if only they got a haircut they wouldn't have walked into each other
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# yeah
fukin hippies
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# see i had long hair when i was young
but only because i like heavy metal, now if you call someone a hippy when they like that kinda music, you get a size 8 1/2 steel toe cap shaped butt cheek :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hahahahah.
This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# if only you could see how long my hair is
and i am neither hippy nor metal head (just really tight with cash)
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
# does it annoy you when you sit on it?
mine tried to strangle me in the night, so I shaved my head
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# It tried to strangle you!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# yes, wrapped itself around my neck at night
i woke up choking
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# what a nightmhair
bold to be bald
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# oh i'm not bald
or balding (yet)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# now they have gestalt stereo vision
fear them

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Or eyes for that matter!
tis verily woosome though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I AM X-RAY!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# You know of him!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I *AM* X-RAY!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Ooooh!
You are!? AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# LIES!
:(

I wish I was X-ray.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I'm X Ray and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I am America, and so can you!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I CAN SEE YOUR INSIDES!
I CAN CAUSE CANCER!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I AM PREFERENTIALLY ABSORBED BY MATERIAL WITH A HIGHER ATOMIC NUMBER, THUS ALLOWING IMAGING OF THE HUMAN BODY
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Oooo hark at 'er with 'er university degree.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Much of my degree is about the interaction of radiation with matter,
I couldn't help myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Do they make sunglasses so you can see radiation rays yet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# They probably could.
It'd be fucking expensive though. You could use scintillation crystals, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# build me some :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I'll need several thousand pounds.
And bacon. Lots of bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# how many several?
I has all the bacon :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Enough to feed me through the construction process.
I'll also need bread, butter, and mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# well I can provide everything but the manonaise
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Surely that would only allow you to see radiation which strikes the glasses though.
Which to be honest would be rubbish and about the same as a Geiger counter.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# In the same way as your eyes only see light which strikes them.
It might be pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# It wouldn't be the same
unless the crystals release a photon in the same direction the original radiation was traveling in. If not, they'd just be opaque glasses that light up.

If you could put a layer of these crystals over the retina, that might work.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# That is true.
If the crystal were thin enough, it should give you a little blob of light around the interaction, if there's not too much reflection.
But if they were that thin, the amount of radiation you'd see would be a fraction of the amount destroying your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# You could build a pair of complete artificial eyes to wear in front of your real eyes
connected to some kind of screen on the back of the glasses.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# In this case, you may as well strap it to a little remote controlled thingumy,
so you don't have to go near the radioactivity.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# What!
And miss all the fun!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Ok, ok, you can go in.
And you'll have a handy device showing you how badly you're being irradiated.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Not only that, I could see exactly what was most radioactive
and run away from it or cosy up to it, according to taste. Might be handy in some kind of post-apocalyptic nightmare world.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Not only that,
but I predict they'll make quite an impressive fashion statement.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# What he said.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Another idea is to put a collimator behind the crystal,
to absorb the photons which don't head straight to the eye after being produced in the crystal.
This kind of thing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Collimator.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# needs more bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# That's all very well,
but the crystal would react to radiation coming from all angles, so it'd light up indiscriminately all over all the time.
...Needs a lens in front, possibly.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# This is also true.
You'd need another collimator on the front, then.
I appreciate these glasses are becoming rather chunky and inefficient.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# chunkiness is not an issue
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# no i mean i want to see radiation
the waves n all
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Ah.
I suggest asking happytoast to make a nice animation of it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# scieneces suck :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# it's the powerpuff girls' story!
Bubbles; the teen years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# The little slut!
I heard she ran off with Gendy Tartenosky!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# haha!
madness
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# ONE STEP BEYOOOOOOONND!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# yay for this happy tale of dansin and true love
can't wait for the sequel

will I need tissues?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# In the sequel he comes back from the grave and goes on a killing spree.
Obviously he dies first though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# man, I'm overcome with emotion
*spurts 'fluid'*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hahahah
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Brightens up a dull Monday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Hooray!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# you have a lovely natural drawing style
takes me forever!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I prefer I am X
but then I prefered his last Sneaker Pimps album
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I am XY
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahahah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# what?
not a joke, www.myspace.com/iamx
Chris Corner was the driving force behind the Sneaker Pimps and turned out two fucking awesome albums after people thought they'd split up, before going on to record as I am X
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I know.
I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Luffly


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Thank you.
*^_^*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Unrealistic...
...on dice, 4 must be opposite 3
It's science!
:-p
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 20 May 2008, 2:55, archived)