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# I arv dawrn you a snail this time.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *pats on head*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# oh no -
I've dropped my flat cap in a field full of cows...

urgh, that's not it... urgh, that's not it... ahh - no wait urgh, that's not it...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hhahahahahaha
you poor bastard

*literal pats*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# why do you want to talk about mutants?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
Wow look at the profile! :D
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# that is a bit creepy
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Aw, you noticed.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# OOOh
I lurve your "I wanna hug" badge
I want one I want one I want one
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# all work and no play
makes frank talk about mutants
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# That's good and I'ma steal it :)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Wordfarting Snail!
Next I would like him to fart the words "Rusty doubloons on lettuce"
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# He already has that tattooed on his stomach.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hurrah :)
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Snails rule!

(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Oooo, Gastro-Pod Racing?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I have a snail animation too!
can't remember who made the original


But I put the boot in...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Don't stamp on the snails, throw them next door.
:D
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I don't actually stamp on snails, and have spend hours moving them off the driveway.
Someone posted the still of a snail grinning at the lettuce patch. It was just begging for the Python foot. Begging!!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i feed slugs to the frogs in my pond
it's hours of fun, although it's surprising how stupid frogs are and how often they miss the target
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# aw forgs?


I tried to catch a frog with a banister brush and pan once, it didn't work.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# You need poisoned darts to catch frogs.
Poison from tree-frogs... oh hang on...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# i forgot i did this

probably just as well.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Oh yes!!!
Is that a snail shell helmet he's wearing?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# really can't remember
i think it's one of them spiky german helmet jobbies, may well be wrong.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Pickelhaube
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# that's the one
couldn't be arsed to look it up again.
my old man used to wear one when he'd turn up to pick me up from junior school, bare foot,in cutdown jeans and driving his old austin 7, and people wonder why i turned out the way i have.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# well there's a thing
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# And nice it is too.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I don't know why
but I find this really tiresome.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I can't be pleasing everyone now, can I?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I don't have a problem with the pic
I'm just kind of tired of regulars doing this. It seems desperate somehow.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# doing what?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Starting a new account for more attention.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# really...who is it?

I'll take your lack of an answer as you not knowing
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# any proof lad?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Doing what? Drawing something for the board? I'm afraid you've lost me.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:58, archived)