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# Have a 300 byte Bill Bailey!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# awesome!
*edit - I liked it smaller :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# It was never larger...
Hold on, you've got something in your eye--

HYPNOSIS!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# look into my eyes not around the eyes into my eyes
...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ze money is in ze eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Ze monkey is in ze eyes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# pff
you are a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# claaaaaaan!
i been making hanging baskets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Heheh, I've been searching for source images.
I'm going to 'shop something tonight!

I managed to get my friend's mum to take me home from school an hour early today.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# lucky you!
did you fake sick?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Nope, I had science last, and Richard was going home anyway.
Seeing as I have finished science, all the coursework, the exam, everything, I just went home.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# good job.
school is an evilness that must be tolerated
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# With a big one
!



Click for bigger (83KB)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# 0_0
your tongue has ruffles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Ribbed
For added sensitivity
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# if you carry on talking like that
you'll get a good spanking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# unclean
we must burn you
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I remember once...
A doctor told me that if you got those teeth indents on your tongue, it meant something.

Something like you have stomach problems... or something. I dont know I cant remember.

But you should go see your doctor.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 21 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Yays!
I used to live near he. He always gave me evil bogs for no apparant reason when I passed him in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Evil bogs?
I've known a few of them in my time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# heh i nearly ran him over once
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I once did almost get run over by John Pervie!
Almost killed by Worsil Gummage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Twice, I have had the chance to run over Adam Hart-Davis
y'know, that arse that does "What the victorians/romans did for us".

Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I like him
Does science with humour. Niiice
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Well, just for you i'll try not to run him over if I see him a 3rd time
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I know he lived near you.
he lived next door to me and you lived near me. Bogs?


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# That looks like it was shopped by bloody indians
and other such "innocent phrases taken out of context"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# maybe you got dressed up as a dingoe
and stole his baby
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# \o/
That's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# JarJar?
:D
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 21 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Helloooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I'm not sure thats big enough
IT NEEDS MORE POWERRRRrrrRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# needs more Bill Bailey
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# oh great, now he's going to motherfucking destroy tokyo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# somebody, please, think of the sushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *thinks about sushi
*hungers are not helped

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# if it's any help I had a sandwich half an hour ago
IT WAS A REALLY NICE SANDWICH

which I had to have because of my feeling hungry

ahh, there's nothing like a nice tasty bit of TASTY FOOD when you have to eat something

three yums for yummy food!

YUM!! YUM!!! YUM!!!

:D

tasty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
smoked salmon nigiri with pickled ginger and wasabi, SoCal rolls, hosomaki rolls....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# oh, I'm being somewhat traditional today
casserole, tasty casserole with steak and a mixture of vegetables

tho it has to be said, I was well in the mood for a succulent pork chop in rich onion gravy with some nice boiled potatoes still in the skins and maybe a bit of roasted carrot because that's nice too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I had chilli
homemade and reheated at work. But there's never enough anything, ever.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# indeed, there isn't enough of anything
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# i wish i had
another of the barbecue steak and mozzarella pizza i had last night. i guess i'll have to settle for tuna mayo salad pittas instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I'm just about to
have pilchards on toats ( in tomato sauce )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It looks a lot less
like Gordon the Gopher when it's that size.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# yay!
he is an awesomeness.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hello Mrs Monkey
You're looking Hot today
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i'm looking hot every day
i'm just naturally hot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Applys Ice
Followed by eyes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ooooh!
my nipples are cold now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# that could be anyone!
but I'll still give you a click anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You don't have to, you know
This isn't cccp3ta.ru

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Paint Baileys!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# that is woosome
I especilaly like the shading
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ta! Yours is ace too. I did a similar thing a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# coming soon to the zx spectrum
billy b's adventure!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# How to be a complete Bill Bailey?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# superb
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# :D Have a Paint Beadle then!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# thanks, but no thanks
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:55, archived)