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# That's either a huge fiver or a small fridge!
Batton down the hatches! I just discovered it's half term next week!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *stocks up on supplies*
Tea
Milk
biscuits

Yep. All set.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# biscuits, you say
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Did someone say biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *Opens bunker*
Blimey, I'd better have a clear out...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# What? Like my desk, today, on account day?
today on account day?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# smoking is wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Well I'm counteracting it with the Innocent drink:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and redbull?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# both togeather rolled up with in a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Smoking is bloody fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ^ This.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *high five*
*wheeze*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I didn't say whether it was good or bad
I said it was wrong, and I mean in terms of health... and I said it with irony... and hypocrisy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# :D I'm only joshing you.
Although it's still fantastic. I love smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm not keen on most commercially available cigarettes
but I'm right into my (tobacco) pipe and cigars... the fayre of teh more discerning bearded gentleman.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# That, plus
a few of my gangrenous extremities that I dropped and couldn't be bothered to pick up again...

And some pizza boxes....

And the odd half eaten pot noodle...

and maybe maddie...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
In other bad news, I was hoping to sneak along to the London bash but now definitely can't :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# aaaaw.
Ir is that another clever ploy!
*points*
PLOYER!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# How poo.
I would like to meet you, and have the argument about whose music collection is better in person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# mine
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Oh I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I think so
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# you don't get to meet me
I was going to take a screenshot of the front page, print it out and put my knob through a little window I'd create under "best of the board".
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# And then I'm going to tattoo WILLY OF SHOES
on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# you'd need small handwriting :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I've got quite small handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# that's your handwriting?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Yup.
That's not it at it's neatest though, I had to go over it twice to get it darker so it got a bit messy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# that's lovely handwriting
quite lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Well there you go then.
I must tattoo your nozzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Lovely handwriting
I must tattoo you
sad face.

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# tattoos scare me
my wanger is pretty useless at the minute.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# well then I'll just write on it.
tie a little bow around it. Glue a daisy to the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I want to post this
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I do still love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# fantastic
*subscribes to 12 mths of issues*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# my handwriting has been likened to
a drunken spider with ink on its feet scurrying across the page
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# A lot of people can't read mine
which always surprises me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# i can't imagine why
it's very neat and perfectly legible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# That's what I suspected all along.
The illiterate buffoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Heh
That reminded me of this from a couple of years ago
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Not going to work in reality though
The Fp's quite long:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# self referential comedy is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *raises babysitting fees*
ahh, harvest time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# well I've made it onto the stats page again
so I can stop posting for while. I'll probably take next week off.

Also - the stats page quote read quite well... I like ti when that happens.... if an infinite number of digital community members sat at an infinite number of computers.... where woudl the rest of us sit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# what about half term?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# oh it's not, is it?
bloody hell...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:26, archived)